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I don't own Danneh. But I do own the Random Announcer/Host Person!
Random Announcer/Host Person (Whom from now on will be called RAHP 'cause I'm lazy): Welcome to Escape From Abusive Fans! This is our first episode, or technically a remake of our first episode, because Steph didn't save the original.
Steph: I was lazy. So sue me.
RAHP: I plan to. Anyways, to start the show, our guest is Danny Fenton!
Danny: Why am I here?
RAHP: We're here to discuss what abuse you've suffered from your fans. More specifically, your obsessed fangirls.
Danny: Well, lots of people make me do...odd things to strange girls. A lot of those...things are sort of scary for me. I'm only 14!
RAHP: I see. What else have they done?
Danny: They've made me do those same things with Dash, Tucker, and one person even made me do some of those things with Vlad! However, some people make me do those things with Sam, and I don't really mind that as much.
RAHP: Well, since this show is very short, we'll end it here. Now, we shall release all your fangirls.
Danny: Um...OK...
Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU DANNY!
RAHP: I suggest you run.