I do not own Inuyasha. If I did, the series would be very different... and you all would love me for the changes, you know you would!
Sesshomaru Baby Sits
"Sesshomaru!" A voice boomed up the stairway.
"What?" Sesshomaru yelled back, annoyed by the interruption.
"Come down here! I need to talk to you!" Inutashio tapped the railing impatiently with his claw, scratching it deeply. "Shit!" He said when he realized what he was doing.
Upstairs, a young Sesshomaru gulped and winced at the anger in his father's voice. Quickly pausing his music, the dog demon flew down the stairs, almost running into his father. "What did you need me for?" Inutashio sighed.
"Your mom is forcing me to go to a play with her. I need you to baby sit your brother." Instantly Sesshomaru objected.
"She's not my mom! And I don't want to baby sit the cry baby! I'm busy!" Inutashio growled and grew twenty feet tall. "But... I suppose I can put off my plans." His father returned to normal.
"Good boy." Inutashio and his wife - NOT Sesshomaru's mom! - left for the play. A very young Inuyasha came around the corner and glared at Sesshomaru.
"No way am I listening to you!" He raced upstairs and Sesshomaru snarled. Why did he have to watch the half breed brat? His dad was the Lord of the West! Couldn't they afford a babysitter? He sighed. What was done was done. Reaching for the phone to cancel his plans, a breaking sound caught his ears, and his heart plummeted into his stomach. Racing upstairs, he slammed open his bedroom door to see the carnage he had feared.
Inuyasha was standing in the center of Sesshomaru's room, shattered CD's all around him, even an expensive, irreplaceable record or two. Sesshomaru screamed, catching Inuyasha's attention, stopping him in the middle of his victory dance. With big eyes, he turned and looked at his brother, who was breathing fire.
"INUYASHA!" He shouted, and charged at his baby brother, claws glowing an evil color. Inuyasha yelped and tried to run away, but Sesshomaru followed him. They ran around the room a few times, SEsshomaru taking swipes but never hitting, only succeeding in breaking more of his stuff, making him even angrier.
Making a break for it, Inuyasha lunged out the door and down the hall. With a howl so evil it would have sent chills up your spine, Sesshomaru followed. With one huge leap, he tackled his brother, sending them rolling down the stairs, yipping and snarling.
Ding-Dong! The doorbell rang, and the boys looked up, frozen. Then there was another squabble, much shorter and more violent this time. Sesshomaru won, and opened the door with Inuyasha chewing on his ear.
Outside was Sesshomaru's girlfriend. His very important plans... that he hadn't had a chance to cancel. And now it was too late. There she was, on his doorstep, smiling prettily, as Inuyasha continued to try to chomp through his ear.
"Er... Hey, Karana," he said, trying to appear cool, like Inuyasha was some new kind of earring or something. "What's new?"
"Hello, Sesshomaru... What's that on your ear?" She raised one hand to cover her mouth as she laughed silently at him. The dog demon groaned inwardly.
"Uh... It's just my brother. Inuyasha." The embarrassment of all older siblings over their younger ones washed over him.
"He's so cute! What an adorable little puppy!" Inuyasha stopped in mid-chomp and looked at Karana. An idea popped into his evil little brother brain, and a similarly evil smile spread over his face. Quickly it disappeared, and big puppy eyes and a quivering lip replaced it.
As would be expected, Inuyasha began to cry. Sesshomaru stared at him, horrified. Karana gasped and took the hanyou from his half brother.
"Aw, poor puppy! What's wrong, what's wrong?" She cooed at the adorably sad crying Inuyasha. He raised a finger and pointed at the dog demon.
"He-he-he Was gon-gonna beat me up!" Karana glared at Sesshomaru, who still had a comically horrified look on his face.
"How could you! How could you threaten this poor, innocent little puppy!" She scolded him, then turned her attention to Inuyasha. "Hush now, puppy, how about I fix you up some ice cream, okay?" She breezed right past Sesshomaru, on into their kitchen. Miserable, the demon followed. They had reached the shining tile floors of the kitchen when he found his voice.
"I was going to beat him up, but it wasn't like I was really going to hurt him! And there was a reason! He broke all my CD's, including the one you had given me for my birthday last year!" Karana shot a look at him over her shoulder, and he realized that he was just digging himself a deeper hole. "I mean, I wasn't going to beat him up at all! I was just going to put him in a time out!" She turned and looked sternly at him, then melted.
"Aw, it's alright, Fluffy-face, I believe you. But, I already promised him ice cream. After that, I can help you baby sit him!" Sesshomaru winced. This was promising to be a evening from hell. And it was.
Every chance he could, Inuyasha caused Sesshomaru grief, and there was nothing the dog demon could do about it. The hanyou flung gooey ice cream at him, getting his hair and tail all sticky. Once that mess was all cleaned out, Sesshomaru tried to have some alone time with Karana. But, every time he opened his mouth, Inuyasha squeezed a fully loaded whoopie-cushion, releasing a farting noise. Once, Sesshomaru excused himself, saying he had to go to the bathroom, while he was in reality searching for the prudently missing Inuyasha. When he came back, he discovered that Inuyasha was sprayed a can of stink all over, and was pointing at Sesshomaru as he came through the door, explaining to Karana that Sesshomaru had very irritable bowels. Karana had appeared to be listening with fascination.
Finally, Karana left, sides hurting from the mass giggling fits she had been having 'spontaneously' all evening.
"What a delightful little brother. The next time you baby sit, you chould call me so I can help! Maybe then Puppy can show me the album he wanted to show me earlier." Sesshomaru's inner... Sesshomaru wailed. Those photo albums were filled with embarrassing baby pictures.
"All right then, see you, good bye, I'll call you tomorrow." He shut the door as fast as he could behind her without slamming it, then rounded on Inuyasha, who realized the drawback to his plan.
Eventually, Karana would have to leave. And then it would be just him and Sesshomaru.
Oh, shit.
Sesshomaru's hands blazed a violent green, and he roared ferociously (sp?). Inuyasha turned and tried to run, but slipped on some wrapping paper his mom had left out. Sesshomaru pounced.
An hour or two later, Inutashio and Inuyasha's mother came home, Inutashio rolling his eyes as his wife enthused on the details of the play. As far as the demon lord was concerned, people had fought, people had died, and everyone had been in general, stupid. (The play they had gone to see was Romeo & Juliet, and these are my opinions, not B.B.'s)
"We're back!" He called to the seemingly empty castle. He snarled at the Christmas decorations that hung from every available surface. Sesshomaru appeared at the top of the stairs, looking very calm. "I guess your brother didn't give you any trouble then." Inutashio stated, mildly pleased. Sesshomaru shook his head.
"He did at the beginning, but after a while he calmed down." His father shot him a suspicious look.
"You didn't hurt him, did you?" Sesshomaru shook his head.
"No. Amazingly, I didn't. But now you own me about two hundred dollars in Cd's, just so you know." Inutashio frowned. He didn't like his son telling him what to do, but he supposed that Sesshomaru had a reason for it. He nodded, then went to his own room.
No one noticed the squirming, struggling package under the Christmas tree marked, "Do not open until X-Mas!" A pretty red bow was tied all the way around it.
Perhaps that's why Sesshomaru doesn't like Inuyasha very much. What a disappointing present to open on Christmas day.
Lol! Just kidding, that would be a great present! As long as he was older... Anyway, that's my useless little blurb, the opening scene for TWITCH!. TWITCH! is a general heap of useless stories, made by two really bored tenth graders. This has been Writing Woman, and ya'll are getting cookies for Christmas! Merry Christmas to all, even those who don't celebrate it! You should be like me, and go along with it for the free shit! Yay, gift cards!
TWITCH! will continue. A glimpse of more to come:
Kagome: "DIE INUYASHA!" she ran at him with a bent spoon. Inuyasha spread open his arms.
"Kagome! Lay down thy weapon, and join me as I spread peace and love to the earth!" Unfortunately, Kagome didn't listen, and stabbed Inuyasha through the eye with the spoon.
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Kilala: "Yes, that's right, worship me, worship me for the wonderful, adorable kitty that I am!"
Fans: "We worship you!"
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Miroku: "Look at me! I can fly!" His head got hit by a random shoe.
"Miroku!" Sango screeched. "Get your pervy ass down here before I throw my other shoe at you!"
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And many more!