Uh...so...my friends and I made this at the hours between 12 and two a.m.
So uh...don't hurt me too much. xD
I don't own KHII. Or Everbody Loves Raymond. Even though I've never seen the latter. Yeah.
There's actually a long story behind this. But I think I've repressed it. So yeah. FEAR THE CRACK!
Warnings: OOC. Cursing. Yaoi. Crack!
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Cloud and Kairi are narrators. Sometimes.
Everybody Loves Axel
Cloud: Once upon a time, far, far away in a world that doesn't even fucking exist…I mean…Let me try that again.
Kairi: Nope, you messed up. Deal. You can't just re-wind. It doesn't work that way, sorry to inform you.
Cloud: …But…
Kairi: Once upon a time in a land rather close to here…well, actually right here as I'm standing on it. Which makes one wonder what I mean by 'Once upon a time' because…
Cloud: This isn't working.
Kairi: …Fuck.
Cloud: Um…
Kairi: Okay, I got it.
Cloud: Shoot.
Kairi: Once upon a time everybody loved Axel. And that's just how it worked. Got it memorized!
Cloud: He's going to kill you for that.
Kairi: This is when we just get onto the story.
Cloud: But the story's all about AXEL!
Axel: But you don't give a damn, because you love me too much. Right?
Kairi & Cloud: …Riiiight.
Axel: BOW TO ME BITCHES! BOW!