Disclaimer: I do not own SSB or its characters.

This is my first time writing in 1st person. Constructive criticism welcome.

Pikachu

Ring Ring Ring…

Uuuuuuuggh…stupid alarm clock. It can't be 6:00 already.

Ring Ring Ring…

This thing isn't going to shut up is it. Fine fine, better get up. I'd better get to the bathroom before Jigglypuff does anyways. That girl is always so obsessive about her looks. How hard can it be for a pink balloon to look likeable.

I got out of bed and left my room. My eyes were too heavy to lift properly. As I head for the bathroom down the hall, I could have sworn that people were screaming. But that couldn't be right.

"RED! Get in here and HELP US! SOMETHING'S WRONG!" That was Squirtle, I could tell by his funny squeaky voice. I wonder what's wrong.

Finally, I made it to the bathroom and closed the door behind me. It was weird that I had trouble getting here. I've walked down that hall with my eyes closed before, but I've never had problems like today: I was bumping into walls and had trouble with turning. Even now it seemed like I couldn't hold still.

I must be really tired. I need my comb; I probably look like a furby right now.

As I try to comb my fur down though, the comb flies out of my hand. What luck. Now I have to open my eyes to look for it.

The comb had landed next to the sink. But when I reach for it, I notice that my paw is…blue? I must be hallucinating. But then, I saw myself in the mirror.

Oh. My. Arceus. I was a freaking blue ball!

Something was terribly wrong. I rushed out of the bathroom and tried to find someone to help me. I was bumping into walls and bouncing up and down at a terrifying speed. I soon realized that I couldn't stop. Oh joy. To anyone who saw me, I'd probably have looked like Sonic on a sugar high.

"Watch out!" I heard someone yell at me, but before I could react, I was pushed into the wall by a sudden, painful blast. At least I stopped moving.

"Sonic, are you ok?" That was Red talking to me. I could hear Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard behind him.

"I'm not Sonic." I muttered.

"Oh, sorry, I forgot Sonic would have been gold." Red replied.

"What? Sonic's blue." Well this morning was turning out wonderful. First I find myself as a big blue ball, and now Red thinks Sonic is gold.

"His final smash form is gold though." Red told me. "It seems like everyone is stuck in final smash form. My pokemon seem to be conjoined together and start attacking every time they open their mouths. That's what you were hit by. Sorry."

Everyone's stuck in final smash form? That explains a lot.

"I'm going to find Master Hand and find out what's going on." Red told me. It was a good idea, since he was probably the only smasher that wasn't affected by what's going on.

After Red ran off, I decided I had better go see what was happening with the other smashers. I decided that I would start on the lower levels and ran off towards the stairs. It was then that I realized I had never learned to control myself in final smash form.

Ignoring the screams around me, I tried desperately to make my way to the first floor. I was still crashing into walls and bruising my head with each corner I tried to round. Stupid momentum. I'm going to learn how to turn if it's the last thing I ever do.

There's a corner up ahead. I'm going to make this turn. Closer, closer, turn! I did it! Hey, another one coming up. I'm going to make this one too. Wait, wait, now! 2 in a row! There's another one, but the stairs are straight in front of me. I'm going to have to skip this one. Wait a minute, why am I turning. Hey! I didn't want to turn! Wait, I can't stop. I CAN'T STOP!

Oh cheesecrumbs…

These chapters will probably all be fairly short, but I'm going to end up with at least 45 if I do everyone.

Make sure you review. And feel free to request the subject for the next chapter.

Also, if anyone has suggestions for possible final smashes for Roy and Dr. Mario, let me know.