Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey! StarrySky0103 here with a new story once again even though I have like 10 other stories I need to work on! This story is an EREN/OC/? story. The ? person will be most probably Jean, Levi, or Armin, or maybe all three of them, but the official result will be EREN/OC. Enjoy!

Eren Jaeger and Alyssa Stark have never gotten along because of a certain… incident. They're both hotheaded and stubborn to the bone, causing their personalities to clash. But maybe, just maybe, they'll be able to put aside their differences and become frien-

"What the hell did you just say, Jaeger?"

"Are you deaf, Stark? I said to get out of my way!"

"Who died and made you king of the fucking world?!"

…Or maybe not.

EREN/OC/?

"You have enemies?

Good.

That means you've stood up for something,

sometime in your life."

Winston Churchill

PROLOGUE

"Hey, Alyssa, can you help me out with the 3D Maneuver Gear?"

"Sure, of course."

"Alyssa, you have such pretty hair! Is it dyed?"

"Nope, natural."

"The girls are gonna play cards later on. Wanna join?"

"I'm always ready for a good game of cards. I'm warning you though, I'm strong."

I saw Jaeger look over in my direction with a heated glare to which I responded with a smirk. "Aw, Jaeger, I know I'm beautiful, but it's rude to stare." He clenched his teeth and I felt another glare pierce through my skull. I turned my head slightly to see Ackerman. "What's wrong, Ackerman? It's not lady-like to glare." I felt a tug on my sleeve.

"Alyssa," Marco whispered warningly. I ignored him as usual. Jaeger abruptly stood up as I followed suit. We ended up in the middle of the cafeteria. I had to raise my head to look into his eyes.

"Do you need something?" I asked, tilting my head cutely with a mocking smile.

"You might want to do something about that shitty attitude of yours, Stark. It's almost as bad as Horse Face's over there." I narrowed my eyes at the insult towards my best friend.

"You're just upset that Jean's better than you at, what was it again? Oh yeah, everything," I sneered. I saw Jean smirk in the corner of my eyes.

"Watch your mouth, Sunshine, or someone might cut off that pretty little tongue of yours." I scowled at the horrid nickname.

"Oh, I'm glad you're paying so much attention to my mouth, Jaeger." To explain further, I stuck out my tongue to slowly and seductively lick my lips.

"Fuck you, Stark," he growled with a blush.

"You wish, Jaeger," I shot back.

Confused? While it's normal for big-mouth Jaeger to get enemies, it's rare for me, the fun and popular cadet, to easily get so riled up. Well, since you seem so curious, how about I tell you what exactly has conspired between me, Alyssa Stark, and him, Eren Jaeger? But I'm warning you now. It's a long and complicated story and once you start... there's no going back.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: So, did you guys like it? I wanted to write a story that was all in first person P.O.V. and I wanted to try a humor story too. If you liked it and think I should continue, FOLLOW, FAVORITE and REVIEW!