Camera opens on a Oparh like set with a couch in the middle of the room and a huge T.V in the back round
Mai: welcome to Mai, Aang and Zutara talk show
Aang: hooray I have a talk show
Mai: and I thought Ty lee was bad this kid has A.D.D
Mai glares at Aang who is jumping on the couch
Mai: anyway our show is about how Aang and me feel about Zutara
Aang stops jumping and looks at the T.V. backround
Aang: um…. Mai can we change the back round on the T.V.
Mai turns around to see the T.V. on it her and Zuko are kissing next to a dead Katara
Mai: no way it took me $50 dollars to get that on there
Aang: you should have put a dead Zuko on there instead
Mai looking irritated
Mai: is this Mai and Aang fightshow no it's not so shut-up
Aang: ok fine, we have to stop Zutara at all cost people
Mai: that right Zutara sucks and totally interferes with Maiko
Aang: and don't forget Kataang; well me and Mai have a few plans to stop it
Mai: the first plan we taped a few hours ago so here it is
T.V. begins to play video
Mai: Aang you did remember to put tape 2 in not tape 1 right
Aang looks nervously at the T.V.
TAPE
Aang: ok to make them jealous we'll kiss when they walk by
Mai: why the hell did I agree to this? it's not going to work
Aang: be possive Mai
Camera guy: ok here they come places!
Aang holds Mai against the wall as Zuko and Katara round the corner
Katara: and that why never drink salt wate-
Katara and Zuko both stare as Aang is making out with a Mai who is fighting to get away
Zuko: hey leave her alone
Zuko walks up and pulls Aang away from Mai
Mai: ok it worked but WHAT THE HELL you put your tongue in my mouth
Aang: um… I got into the moment
Zuko: Mai are you o---
Mai: not now Zuko I have to wallow in self pity because I let a 12 year old get to second base
Mai stomps off with Zuko at her heels
Katara: Aang what just happened
Aang: we figured out the answer
Katara: um… ok
Camera guy: that a rap people
END TAPE
Mai glaring daggers at Aang
Mai: tape 2 was the edited version you idiot
Aang: sorry um… were ok right
Mai: people please review and send us viewer mail
Mai begins to attack an Aang
Camera guy: ok shut it down nobody wants to see Mai when she's pissed
Notes: ok I had this Idea come to me in Math so review if you like it more chapters will come soon. Also review letters that you want them to read on the show. I made this one short because I just wanted to see how it would turn out.