Al's Kittens

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA, but Megan lent me the rights for a while…

Ed raised his eyebrow in annoyance.

"But brother! I want to keep them!" came Al's voice from the big suit of armor.

Ed shrugged "whatever" and started walking down the street.

"Thank you niisan!" He started after Ed. Talking to himself and holding the newly found kittens. He held up a black one and stared at it. "Hey! You look kind of like the colonel!" He held the kitten out to Ed "This one will be Roy!"

Ed blushed lightly, "That's great Alphonse…"

Al nodded happily and held up a small yellow kitten. He looked slyly from the cat to his older brother, "It's little! Like you brother!"

Edward turned around quickly, "Who are you calling a bean that is so small that if you put it in a pastry you wouldn't even taste it because it's so small!" and looked ready to pounce.

Alphonse shielded the kitten, "Guess what the colonel said about you."

Ed immediately calmed down "what?"

Al shrugged "I don't know…" and held out Kitty Ed, "but aren't you adorable as a cat!"

Ed twitched angrily "whatever", started walking, "and you should put the kittens in your armor, it's starting to rain." He sulked and pulled up his collar.

"Okay Niisan" he opened up his chest and set the kittens inside "be good, no fighting" he followed his older brother as they walked towards Colonel Mustang's office.

Ed opened Mustang's door and walked into his office.

"Hello Fullmetal." , greeted Colonel Roy Mustang from behind his desk of paperwork.

Al walked in behind Ed. "Hello colonel sir!"

Ed glared at Roy, "yeh, hello"

Roy glared back at Ed "So Chibi-Metal, what do you have to report?"

A vein in Ed's forehead started bulging, "what did you-"

A scratching noise started coming form Al's armor "um…brother…"

Ed turned and looked at his little brother "what al?"

"eh…" Al opened up the armor, revealing the black kitten on top of the yellow kitten. "What are they doing brother?"

Roy looked at the kittens and then at Al. "Alphonse, why did you bring kittens in here? I told you before to leave them on the street." Ed turned bright red, glaring at the kittens. The black kitten continued to have his fun as Ed stared in horror, "bastards…"

"What is it brother? What's wrong?" Ed's eyes narrowed into a cold glare "They're trying to imply something!"

Roy looked between the kittens and Ed in confusion what?