Disclaimer: All rights and characters of Ouran High School Host Club belong to Bisco Hatori

Chapter One: The Hostess Club?!

"Moommyyyy! Our child is using those foul boy words agaaaaiin!" Kyouya Ootori glanced down at the blonde "King" of the Host Club; whom has clung himself to the second-in-command's leg. Sighing, he turns his bespectacled gaze to their chocolate-haired "child". Haruhi Fujioka, "commoner" of Ouran Academy, had stumbled upon the Host Club quite some months ago and in frenzy; broken an eight hundred million yen vase. Once it was found out that Fujioka-san was indeed good-looking, they decided he could pay off his debt with a customer quota. However, unbeknownst to everyone but the host members, that "he" is, in fact, a she.

"You may be going a bit far again … Daddy." Kyouya smiled to Tamaki Suoh, who only pouted, tears of, no doubt, rejection pouring from his violet eyes. Tamaki had become quite attached to the scholarship student and had proclaimed her as his, and Kyouya's (as second-in-command), "child".

"He's just angry because Haruhi rejected his advances again."

"What a pitiful father." Tamaki glared at the Cheshire-cat-like twins; Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin. Their orange eyes flashed with their normal mischievousness toward Haruhi, she didn't pay attention to anyone other than the girls sitting with her. Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka was napping happily with his head in Takashi "Mori" Morinuzuka's lap while the "strong but silent" member of the Host Club read his book with the normal monotone expression. The girls with Haruhi left with happy smiles and she walked towards Tamaki and the small group.

"It's a bit weird … not as many girls are here today." She noted with a curious look about the room.

"It's usually quite busy after exams, too." The twins shrugged in unison.

"Ne ne …" they all looked to the sleepy-eyed Honey who sat up slowly. "I heard some girls talking about some sort of host club."

"Uh, yeah, Honey … that's us." Kaoru answered. Kyouya made a weird noise in his throat to capture everyone's attention.

"No, I believe that another Host Club has started here on Ouran campus."

"Whaaaaaaaat?!" Tamaki popped up from his pouting position on the floor. "But the Host Club was my idea!"

"Maybe we should go check it out." Haruhi added with a helpful tone. "Maybe we could pool our assets."

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The members of the Host Club practically piled themselves on top of each other to get a peek through the crack in the doors leading into Art Room number four. They saw several of their regular customers, and a lot of boys. So, either this was a host club for bisexuals or there were …

"What do you think of my girls?" the Hitachiin twins, Tamaki and Honey yelped, falling through the door at the feet of a very imposing character. She had a trademark Kyouya smile; her serious dark blue eyes watched them from over the rim of her glasses. She held a clipboard in one hand, the other on her hip. She flipped a stray navy blue hair from her face with a slight flick of her head. The boys couldn't help but notice she was very well endowed as her opened up uniform pretty much offered out her cleavage as eye candy. She didn't wear the normal girls' uniform, but a boys' uniform, her waist-length navy blue hair up in a high ponytail keeping it from her face.

"Well, if it isn't Shino-san." The boys, and Haruhi looked at Kyouya, he was smiling that creepy business smile he had. She matched it.

"Why, hello, Ootori-dear, and what brings you to the Hostess Club, mm?"

"So the rumors are true."

"Oh, but of course, seeing as I am the one who started them." Her smile turned coy as boys and girls alike trailed out through the doors and five other girls came up behind "Shino-san".

"Ne ne, Kira-chan, who are those boys?" a girl with short ruffled pink hair tugged on the imposing girl's arm with one tiny hand, the other held onto a slightly oversized teddy bear. She had large, violet eyes and also wore a boys' uniform top that almost completely covered a black mini skirt, she was barefoot.

"How rude of me. Girls, this is the Ouran Host Club." She adjusted her glasses; "And boys, this would be the Ouran Hostess Club. Made up of: Miss Iku Miyagawa; third year." She pointed to the short pink haired girl. "Miss Kazu Abe; also a third year." She then motioned to a tall-ish girl who wore roughly the same uniform, just with a longer skirt. She looked away from them, hiding her pale lavender colored eyes behind her silvery bangs that were longer than the rest of her hair. "Miss Haru and Miss Haruko Ashikaga; first years." Two girls with shoulder-length green hair and mischievous blue eyes were leaning against each other. Their uniforms were like the others' but with short skirts and striped knee-high socks. "Miss Ryann Suzuki." She gestured to a girl who did not look happy for the boys to be there. Her arms were crossed over her chest and she pouted; her icy blue eyes slightly glaring. Her waist-length hair was up in high pigtails and her uniform was almost exactly the same as the twins except with thigh-high black socks. "Then there's moi; Kira Shino, welcome, boys."

"And girl." Ryann muttered, stretching out her arm into a "Tamaki-point" at Haruhi.

"You can tell?" Tamaki asked in awe.

"Duh. Look at the way she's standing and also her face shape. I mean, really, the girls here must be ridiculously stupid to think Miss Fujioka is a boy." Haruhi rolled her eyes.

"She went to my middle school." Ryann twitched, her face reddening.

"Ooh! Haruhi you ruin all my fun!" Kira chuckled;

"I think it's obvious either way." She patted Ryann's head nicely then turned to the Host Club members. "So what can we do for you?"

"You could tell us why you took my idea!" Tamaki roared.

"Yeah yeah" the twins chorused.

"It's a free country, pretty boy!" Ryann roared back.

"Mmhm mmhm" the female twins chorused.

"Well actually someone came to us with this whole thing." Iku added from Kazu's shoulders. Kyouya looked interested and Tamaki turned away from Ryann who now looked offended by his sudden attitude change.

"Eh? Who?"

"Well …" Iku began, but was interuppted by the sound of the school bell's booming tone announcing that it was six o' clock.

"So sorry, boys, but I have to get these young ladies home. Times up. Ta-ta for now~!" Kira pushed the group of boys, and Haruhi, back through the door. Before she closed it, with a coy smile through the crack she took Kyouya's attention. "Oh, by the way, Kyouya-dear, the Hostess Club currently generates more income that your sham. Bye-bye~!" and she closed the door right as the raven haired boy went had a tantrum. Ryann, Iku and the twins stared in confusion at the door and Kira only smiled.

Just another day at school.

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End Of Chapter One

Note: I am fully aware they all have strange hair colors … that's the point P: