A Really Stupid Trigun Fanfic
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Vash: *Comes in wearing his yellow shades and looks around... sees.... little tumbleweed sages flying around.. until one hits him in the face.*
Vash: F**K! I CAN'T SEE! *wiggles his head around until he can see* Vash: Ooh! Better.
Wolfwood: HEY Vash! WASSAPP!!!
Vash: Hey Mr. funny accent guy!
Wolfwood: It'S WEST SLANG!!!!!!!!!!!! Darnit, why do you always have to tease me about it?
Vash: Because when you sound funny, I have to laugh.
Wolfwood: I see. O_o
Kuroneko: Myah.
Milly: *bursts in* MR. PRIEST!!! I BROUGHT YOU SOME PUDDING!
Wolfwood: THANKS, MAI HONEY!
Meryl: Honey??!? *looks at Vash who shrugs*
Vash: I dun understand.
Wolfwood: Well in episode 11, we had to disguise ourselves with an expecting couple. So I had to act and call Milly honey, and I guess it rubbed off, and that's what her nickname is. RIGHT MAI HONEY!?
Milly: Pudding! *smiles*
Meryl: Nah.
Kuroneko: Mywah.
Meryl: *glares at Kuroneko*
Kuroneko: ....*goes and hides in a box*
Vash: OH MY GOD. I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING!
Wolfwood: Your ass is purple?
Milly: You haven't had pudding?
Meryl: You have a big spot of chocolate on your cheek?
Vash: NO!!!! This is it.. *holds object up*
Meryl: *Gasp*
Milly: *gasp*
Wolfwood: *GASP* IT's....it's a..
Vash: It's a BAVARIAN CREME DONUT.
All: OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOh.
Vash: This is a donut to end all donuts! This donut will go down in history! *tumbleweed comes and takes it away*
Vash: MY DONUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs after it shooting at it*
Meryl: *sweatdrop*
Legato: HA. HA. HA. You are all a bunch of sissies!
Wolfwood: *Gasp* Legato!
Milly: Hi Mr. Legato! Would you like some pudding?
Legato: ..........................no. I have my HOT DOGS. *pulls out a hot dog from a paper bag and takes a bite.... out of the AIR*
Meryl: HOW COME YOU NEVER ACTUALLY EAT THE HOT DOG?
Legato: I like to savour the air that comes from the hot dog.
Meryl: ARE YOU INSANE?
Legato: ..........yes. Yes I am.
Meryl: *smack*
Milly: Mr. Priest?
Wolfwood: YES MAI HONEY!
Milly: Will you buy me one of those? *points to Legato's skeleton spiky shoulder pad thingie*
Wolfwood:...........why the hell do you want one of those?
Milly: I want it to hang on my bedroom ceiling.
Wolfwood: YES MAI HONEY. Yo, Legato, where the hell did you get that shoulder pad thing?
Legato: I WILL NOT REVEAL MY DRESSCODE SECRETS!
Wolfwood: Just tell me.
Legato: I got it at............. BOOTLEGGER.
Vash: *Comes back* That's where I got my pimpin' boots! See how I pimp with them! *goes up to some chick* Hey there baby! Got any fatha beans?
Chick: Creep! *slaps Vash across the face and storms off*
Vash: ............. SUCCESS!
All: *sweatdrop*
Wolfwood: I don't think Vash could get a girlfriend if his life depended on it.
Milly: BOOOOTTTTTTTTTLEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Wolfwood: YES MAI HONEY! *they run off*
Meryl: Stupid western slang guy.
Vash: Yeah. *eyes Meryl*
Legato: Hey little girl.. *points to some kid* WANNA HOT DOG??
Little girl: Yes Mr. Tall evil blue haired person! *Grabs a hot dog and her head pops off*
LEgato: HA HA HA! I am SO Evil.
Vash: YOU KILLED THAT LITTLE GIRL!
Legato: No her head just came off.
Little Headless Girl: Yeah you stupid moron! *picks up her head and walks away, eating the hot dog*
Vash: .......................oh.
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Vash: *Comes in wearing his yellow shades and looks around... sees.... little tumbleweed sages flying around.. until one hits him in the face.*
Vash: F**K! I CAN'T SEE! *wiggles his head around until he can see* Vash: Ooh! Better.
Wolfwood: HEY Vash! WASSAPP!!!
Vash: Hey Mr. funny accent guy!
Wolfwood: It'S WEST SLANG!!!!!!!!!!!! Darnit, why do you always have to tease me about it?
Vash: Because when you sound funny, I have to laugh.
Wolfwood: I see. O_o
Kuroneko: Myah.
Milly: *bursts in* MR. PRIEST!!! I BROUGHT YOU SOME PUDDING!
Wolfwood: THANKS, MAI HONEY!
Meryl: Honey??!? *looks at Vash who shrugs*
Vash: I dun understand.
Wolfwood: Well in episode 11, we had to disguise ourselves with an expecting couple. So I had to act and call Milly honey, and I guess it rubbed off, and that's what her nickname is. RIGHT MAI HONEY!?
Milly: Pudding! *smiles*
Meryl: Nah.
Kuroneko: Mywah.
Meryl: *glares at Kuroneko*
Kuroneko: ....*goes and hides in a box*
Vash: OH MY GOD. I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING!
Wolfwood: Your ass is purple?
Milly: You haven't had pudding?
Meryl: You have a big spot of chocolate on your cheek?
Vash: NO!!!! This is it.. *holds object up*
Meryl: *Gasp*
Milly: *gasp*
Wolfwood: *GASP* IT's....it's a..
Vash: It's a BAVARIAN CREME DONUT.
All: OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOh.
Vash: This is a donut to end all donuts! This donut will go down in history! *tumbleweed comes and takes it away*
Vash: MY DONUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs after it shooting at it*
Meryl: *sweatdrop*
Legato: HA. HA. HA. You are all a bunch of sissies!
Wolfwood: *Gasp* Legato!
Milly: Hi Mr. Legato! Would you like some pudding?
Legato: ..........................no. I have my HOT DOGS. *pulls out a hot dog from a paper bag and takes a bite.... out of the AIR*
Meryl: HOW COME YOU NEVER ACTUALLY EAT THE HOT DOG?
Legato: I like to savour the air that comes from the hot dog.
Meryl: ARE YOU INSANE?
Legato: ..........yes. Yes I am.
Meryl: *smack*
Milly: Mr. Priest?
Wolfwood: YES MAI HONEY!
Milly: Will you buy me one of those? *points to Legato's skeleton spiky shoulder pad thingie*
Wolfwood:...........why the hell do you want one of those?
Milly: I want it to hang on my bedroom ceiling.
Wolfwood: YES MAI HONEY. Yo, Legato, where the hell did you get that shoulder pad thing?
Legato: I WILL NOT REVEAL MY DRESSCODE SECRETS!
Wolfwood: Just tell me.
Legato: I got it at............. BOOTLEGGER.
Vash: *Comes back* That's where I got my pimpin' boots! See how I pimp with them! *goes up to some chick* Hey there baby! Got any fatha beans?
Chick: Creep! *slaps Vash across the face and storms off*
Vash: ............. SUCCESS!
All: *sweatdrop*
Wolfwood: I don't think Vash could get a girlfriend if his life depended on it.
Milly: BOOOOTTTTTTTTTLEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Wolfwood: YES MAI HONEY! *they run off*
Meryl: Stupid western slang guy.
Vash: Yeah. *eyes Meryl*
Legato: Hey little girl.. *points to some kid* WANNA HOT DOG??
Little girl: Yes Mr. Tall evil blue haired person! *Grabs a hot dog and her head pops off*
LEgato: HA HA HA! I am SO Evil.
Vash: YOU KILLED THAT LITTLE GIRL!
Legato: No her head just came off.
Little Headless Girl: Yeah you stupid moron! *picks up her head and walks away, eating the hot dog*
Vash: .......................oh.
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Again this fanfic was brought to you by
SUCKY CHARMS
They're magically DISGUSTING!