HEY people! I'm miss punk rocker, and that one over there is my crule and mean assistant lovino.
Romano: If you weren't such an idiota I wouldn't call you that would I?
*starts sniffling in her own emo corner.* Your worse than England!
Romano: Don't compare me to that bastard! And what are you talking about? You kidnapped me and forced me to help me with your story!
Me: SILENCE MY MINNION! I have to say this even though it hurts. I do not own hetalia or any references made by accident or not.
1. Suddenly go all mafia on everyone.
The Italy twins where acting different than normal. Itay had a white shirt with black pants, a black tie, a black hat, and black suspenders. But Romano had a full black suit on a black hat that matched his twin's. They sat next to each other like normal but their posture was different. As soon as the meeting started a gun shot was fired. Everyone turned to find their normally sweet and adorable feli holding a gun with a cocky smirk on his face. RRomano sat up and leaned on the table in a treating manner. " Alright bastardos, i heard you guys are questioning my mafia. You see me and my fretello don't like that. What do you think feli? Should we teach these bastards a lesson? " Feliciano gave his brother an evil grin." Si. I think we should." That's how many nations where scared and in the hospital and the meeting room looked like a tornado somehow got in.
2. Give Canada vodka.
Russia gave Canada vodka to make up for sitting on him but soon came to rregret it later. Canada came into the next meeting hammered. As soon as someone asked him who he was he flipped shit and started yelling at them. " GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, DOUSH BAG, I'M CANADA! I KICKED ASS IN WORLD WAR TWO AND NO ONE EVEN NOTICED ME, FUCKTARDS! YOU DICK BAGS NEED TO FUCKING LISTEN TO ME!" Everyone stared at Canada as he ranted on . Finally America stepped in a long with Prussia to calm the Canadian down enough to get him out of the room. I few minutes later America came back. "Alright who gave Canada alcohol? "
3. Hurt leictenstine.
England was spacing off when he acaccidentally bumped into leictenstine. "Oh my, are..." "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SISTER!?"Twenty minutes later England was found cowering behind a table muddering," It's okay flying mint bunny, the bad man won't get you." He always made sure he stayed at least 3 feet away from leictenstine and never bumped into her again.
Okay so I planned on doing more but it's 3 o' clock in the morning and I need to stop but if you review I'll write seven more to make up for this, ok?
Romano: can I go home now idiota?
No! Anyways I should probably add that this is based off of 333 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.
Romano: I'm leaving and don't you dare winnie about it!
Exuse me but I need to go sit in the emo corner again. ^ j ^