"Ordinary people- I don't care!"

Says the girl with the ribbons in her hair.

"Time travelers and aliens and ESP-

People like that, come talk to me!"

One day she grabs my hair and pulls me back

I'm unprepared for this sudden attack. Ouch!

She's the girl with the ribbons in her hair

She can do anything, she can go anywhere

She can rock, she can roll

She is in control

She's the girl in charge of the world.

Haruhi always does what she feels inside

And I always get pulled along for the ride

I want to protest, but I have no choice

I'm just ignored, and I feel like I've lost my voice

Like when I try to save Mikuru from a skimpy dress

Haruhi makes our lives a mess!

She's the girl with the ribbons in her hair

She can do anything, she can go anywhere

She can rock, she can roll

She is in control

She's the girl in charge of the world.

Every day, her hairstyles changed

I always thought she was slightly deranged

Now Haruhi grabs my hand and pulls me along

I attempt to break free- she's surprisingly strong

But even though our fingers are intertwined

There's a part of me that doesn't mind…

She's the girl with the ribbons in her hair

She can do anything, she can go anywhere

She can rock, she can roll

She is in control

She's the girl in charge of the world.