Birthday Surprises *a Mitsukuni Haninozuka oneshot*
It's Honey's birthday and everyone is invited to Tamaki's house. The host club members were greeting the guests as (Name) bustled around the kitchen. Nekozawa hands over a clear large bottle to (Name) without even looking at the bottle. She stops scooping in the flour to look at the suspicious bottle.
"What's this?"
"Vanilla extract." The hooded figure hums with an evil gleam in his eyes.
"Are you sure? What happened to the label? I'm making Honey's cake, if it's wrong-"
"Trust me~!"
The (h/c) girl rolled her eyes and double the amount of vanilla extract and reached for the Kitchen Aid. All the while Nekozawa prepares for the frosting.
(*^^)o∀*∀o(^^*) Two Hours Later (*^^)o∀*∀o(^^*)
Everyone just got done eating and Honey is opening his presents when Tamaki begins sobbing uncontrollably. The girls turn to the blonde headed fool as he drops to his knees. Obviously not used to his tactics. Then the unexpected happened.
Kyouya exploded.
"Would you get up?! People are staring! Stop stealing Honey-sempai's spotlight! You're are such an hec- an attention whore!"
The crying fool looks up from the ground and begins making incoherent words while pointing at the shadow king.
Now you would think the ladies would be in shocked but some of them actually began laughing uncontrollably and had to lean against one another! Trying to catch their breaths, they also started stuttering in their speech.
(Name) shot a look at Nekozawa, who was... smiling?
(Name) was about to call him out when Sexyback blasted through the speakers.
There in the center of the floor, Haruhi, had taken of her jacket and was dancing quite... inappropriately with...Mori?
The twins rushed towards the scene and tried to pin money to Haruhi...
"What did you do?! IT WAS THAT BOTTLE WASN'T IT?! NEKOZAWA-" (Name) yells but abruptly stops when two lips were pressed against her. Looking down, she is surprise to see Honey hanging from her neck. When the hell did he get there?!
"Don't give him all the credit," the innocent blonde, now turned into a lustful demon, "the mastermind wants some attention too."
Birthday Surprises never seize to amaze people.
By the way, the bottle was cake flavored vodka muahaha~!