Being at a bar alone was never fun. Especially since you were broke, just got fired from your part-time job, and your boyfriend just sent you a break up text You ran your fingers through your (h/c) hair, and downed your cheap beer. At least the bar was relatively quiet, right? Just then, three people busted though the bar doors. One had a girl hanging off each of his arms, and wavy blonde hair. Another had short, messy brown hair, and was chomping on a bright red tomato. The third had short white hair and intense red eyes. And worst of all… They were all obnoxious. All three ordered drinks and sat down at the bar next to you… great. You slammed you head down on the bar, hard enough that there would probably be a good chance of a big ugly bruise tomorrow.

"KESESESESE!" the albino… laughed? What a weird laugh, you thought to yourself… "LETS TRY NOT TO GET KICKED OUTTA THIS BAR!" …Did he really need to shout? His friends were sitting right next to him.

"Si~" Replied the brunette, "I wish Lovi agreed to come here though…"

"Lovino? Non! He would ruin all of our fun~ Right ladies?" The blonde said, caressing the cheeks of the hanging girls. Their only response was nodding and swooning over him.

"KESESESE~ LETS DO KARAOKE!"

It was at that moment, you decided you had to get the hell out of there. You looked in your wallet, but found that you had next to no money. It wasn't that far to walk, right? You walked out of the bar and down the sidewalk, when you felt a drop of water. Your looked up. The universe really loves to rain on your parade, doesn't it? Literally. At that moment, the earth decided to dump the entire Atlantic Ocean on you.

"SHIT!" You bolted back to the bar, and swung the doors open, panting, out of breath, and soaked to the bone. You walked over to the window, traced your fingers over it, and began slamming your head against it. Life. Sucks. Someone up there really hated you.

"Señorita?" You turned around to see the brunette and Co. staring at you. "What is wrong?" Based off his reaction, you're pretty sure you gave him the dirtiest look in the entire history of dirty looks. "WAUGH!" The brunette cried out, as he hid behind the blonde. "She's almost as scary as Lovi when he gets mad!"

"I wonder why she's so pissed?" Questioned the albino.

"Honhonhon~ maybe she had bad sex last night…"

"I'm right here. I can hear you." You grumbled. These guys were just as bad at reading the atmosphere as your friend Alfred!

"I'm sure she'll tell us once she gets a few drinks in her~" You were suddenly dragged off to the bar by an obnoxious albino who practically shoved beer down your throat. Your (e/c) eyes started to become hazy as the booze took effect.

"Life… You know life… is sshtoopid…!" You slurred, taking a gulp of your beer, "And who da hell are you guysh?"

The brunette smiled kindly at you "Hola! Lo siento, I forgot to introduce myself earlier. My name is Antonio. Its a pleasure to meet you."

The blonde chuckled "Speaking of pleasure... My name is Francis. Its very nice to meet such a lovely lady at a place like this, mon cher" Francis chuckled, while making an attempt to grab at your (size) boobs. His attempt failed as his arm was knocked away by the albino.

"HALLO THERE BIRDIE! I AM THE AWESOME GILBERT!"

Francis smiled "So mon cher, what might your name be?"

"Uhh... my name...?" You had to scan your brain for a bit, stupid albino... "My name is (y/n)"

"That is a lovely name, mon amour. I'd love to scream it in be-" He was cut off by Gilbert hitting him upside the head.

"Doncha have enough girls Francie? Save some for the rest of us will ya?"

"I don't need one Gilbert. I have Lovi!"

"AWESOME! THEN THIS ONES MINE!" ...Wait, what? OH HELL NO!

"Y-You jush can't claiwm girlsh...!" You slurred, shaking your finger at him "Dash a no no...! Im gonns *hic* leave dish pwash..." You attempt to get up, but trip, and fall onto the hard wooden floor and black out.

"Urgh..." You woke up and rubbed your head. You felt like your head was being split open. You laid back down and hugged a pillow that was shaped like a baby chicken. ...WAIT WHAT!? Your head shot up off the bed and you looked around. This was NOT your room! Your heard a muffled grumble and looked to the side of you. Then screamed. Loudly.

"I understand you're happy to see the awesome me, but mind being a little quieter? I don't want the neighbors to call the police again" The albino stretched and yawned.

"P-PUT ON YOUR SHIRT! WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE PERVERT!?" You screamed, scrambling to get to the opposite side of the bed.

Gilbert chuckled "Relax birdie, I didn't do anything. And you are here cuz I brought you here!"

"NO, REALLY?! I THOUGHT I FLEW HERE!" you snapped.

"Ok that was a stupid answer. I brought you here because you collapsed in the bar. And it would have been totally unawesome to leave you there, so I brought you here to sleep it off. I figured it would be the best for you to come with me because Francis would probably try something, and Lovino would probably kill Antonio if he brought an unconscious girl home."

"Oh..." your rage quickly stopped, "Well, thank you... I'm sorry for the way I was acting... I-I just had a really bad day yesterday..." You proceeded to tell him about your craptastic day.

"So it wasn't bad sex..."

"O-OF COURSE NOT!"

Gilbert chuckled "Well, since yesterday was totally unawesome for you, I say I shall make this day the awesomest day of your life! You are going on a date with the awesome me!

"I don't have a say in this, do I?"

"Nope!"