Timelime: After the apocalypse at the end of the Season 5 of Angel.
Author's Note: Something that just came to me...
Meaningless Arguments
by: ashleylynn167
"Oh Balls..."
"Yeah..."
"...no, you know what...I played a pivotal role in the bloody apocalypse...and I've got a bloody soul...I deserve it."
"Same here."
"But I've played a role in two apocalypse...ses...I should be human."
"And I shouldn't?"
"I'm talking about me here, Angel."
"Well stop being selfish, Spike"
"Stop being impossible, Captain Forehead."
"I just don't think you deserve to be human before me, Captain Peroxide."
"The hair's what wins them. And I deserve it more than you do."
"Your hair?"
"No, being human you stupid git."
"You weren't forced to live in a world where both halves of your species didn't accept you."
"So you deserve to be human more then I do because I didn't search through trash looking for rats to nibble on. Yeah. That makes perfect sense."
"You went crazy in the basement for a week and then everything was all better. It took me over-"
"Give it a rest already, rat boy."
"Rat boy?"
"Sounds like a corny superhero doesn't it?"
"Yeah well...Rat Boy could whip Captain Peroxide's ass any day."
"Oh please. Rat Boy sounds like a ponce compared to Captain Peroxide."
"How would you attack me?"
"I'd...you know..."
"Disinfect me?"
"Yeah."
"Oh no. Mean Captain Peroxide is gonna clean me."
"Yeah, but it'll burn like a bitch. Plus if Captain Peroxide were around, those rats would've tasted a whole lot better."
"You are so impossible."
"And you're a lunatic."
"Me?"
"Yeah."
"Me."
"And you're horrible at come-backs."
"Are you done?"
"And that's the worse come-back in the world."
"Please. Why should I have to waste my breath on a come-back?"
"What breath? You're dead!"
Two hours later.
"Polar bear, okay Spike. End of discussion."
"I'm telling you, a penguin would slide on the ice and leave a polar bear in the dust!"
--END
Author's End Note: Read&Review please!