My bff, Bri, and I decied to be hyper and do mad libs with different characters.

Letter from Camp

Dear Carlisle,
I am having a(n) funny time at camp. The counselour is sparkly and the food is goofy. I met Bella and we became ceaseless friends. Unfortunately, Bella is scottish and I soothed my ring finger so we couldn`t go oozing like everybody else. I need more packing peanuts and a fungus sharpener, so please villainously validate more when you succumb back.
Your Esme,
Emmett