GARFIELD: TOKYO DRIFT.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT. THIS IS NOT AN AUTHOR'S NOTE. I'M BEGGING FOR HELP. I'M SCREAMING FOR HELP. PLEASE COME LET ME OUT.
One day in Garfield world, Garfield thought it would be a good idea to rig Jon's cellphone to explode. He downloaded a bomb app from the iTunes App Store for 99 cents ADs free and set the timer in it to go off the moment Jon answered it.
"This should show that fuckmonster Jon as to who's fucking boss." Snarled the fat orange cat. "Put ME on a diet?! Fucking bitch."
Jon walked into the room. "GARFIELD!" he screamed, "Have you seen my phone?"
Garfield threw it at his face. "LOOKING FOR YOUR DILDO?!" Screeched Garfield, "ENJOY YOUR AIDS!"
His actions enraged Jon.
"That's it!" Jon announced, "It's vet time!"
Suddenly his phone rang. "Huh?" Questioned Jon, "That's odd." He answered it and a photo of a bomb appeared on the phone's screen making bomb noises. He stared at it confused while Garfield growled with disappointment. "Garfield, did you add this bomb app? WHAT THE FUCK DID I FUCKING SAY ABOUT BUYING APPS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?!"
Garfield shot the finger and then walked out the room.
"GARFIELD!" Yelled Jon, "GET BACK-" suddenly the phone exploded violently and destroyed half the city.
Jon was thrown up into the air, "GARFIEEEEELD!" He screeched angrily before becoming incinerated.
Garfield grinned watching his owner die before he too became incinerated.
Suddenly the mailman walked by the house as it was exploding. He took a glance at it and shrugged as the explosion destroyed everything around except for him.
He realized he was immortal. "I'm going to take up smoking now that I'm immortal." He declared. He lit a cigarette and placed it into his mouth. He died instantly from lung cancer before he even had a chance to light the death stick.
The cigarette laughed evilly and hopped away.
Everybody learned that day that smoking kills. The mailman devoted the rest of his life to informing kids not to smoke, which naturally they ignored and so the human race was wiped into extinction.
THE END.
To be continued.