How To Leave Within 5 Minutes
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Headquarters not a creature was stirring not even a shinigami...wait...what the hell?!
Everyone was here, even [Name], who was supposed to be in the U.S. by now. The Task Force were working and/or reading some files while Light's dad was chatting with Light about the upcoming holidays. L continued watching the screens while eating sugar cubes. And [Name] was humming a funny Christmas song, when a wide sneer appeared on her face.
"Guys, guess what! I made a song! Y'all wanna hear it?!" [Name] takes a seat on the table next to L. Without waiting for a response she began.
"Light got ran over by a semi, walkin' over to L's house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as L. But as for me and Matsuda we believe!"
The sound of crickets erupted throughout the room as everyone stared at the crazed teen.
"[Alias], must you bring violence to a-"
"I think we should just send her to an insane asylum..." Light cuts off L only to mumble to himself. While anger flashes through [Name]'s eyes.
"Just because I said that, that doesn't mean I should go anywhere! Even though, seeing your brain matter across the cement would be very delightful~!" she purrs before petting L's hair. A very strange girl indeed.
"[Alias]?" L asks. "You can go home now."
"Yes! Finally! I knew my ingenious plan would work!" [Name] exclaims, then lean down to kiss L's cheek. "Merry Christmas L-chan~!" she whispered in his ear, and then proceeded skipping towards the door as the clock struck twelve...
The main question I want to know is, would L run over Light or Beyond Birthday himself?