Evicted!

With Fionna and Cake

A/N: This is my first fic, yay for me! I'm a Fiolee shipper forever. So I think for my first few fics I'll turn AT episodes revolving around Finn and Marceline and to some magic generbending powers to make them revolve around Fionna and Marshal Lee! So with ought further ado I present, Evicted! With Fionna and Cake! BTW, this story is written by the POV of Fionna (POV means point of view in case you didn't know)

I sat on my bed staring out the window at the furious storm raging outside. Already in my PJs Cake insisted that I let her tell me a story like she did when I was little and I couldn't get to sleep because of a storm. But I think she's just trying to mess with my head. I return my attention back to cake as I realized she was still telling the story.

"And as he waded through the carnage it had wrought," Cake started pausing to add dramatic effect.

My eyes peered down to the floor where one of the strawberry pastries we had made earlier laid on a plate.

"the vampire," Cake continued on normally, "SMASHED their skulls, just for the fun of it." Cake's voice suddenly rose to a yell at the word smashed got out of her mouth, before lowering back down to its normal volume as she stated as-a-matter-of-factly that the vampire did terrible things just for the fun of it.

"Why did Cake have to do this one about Vampires?" I asked myself silently in my head. "No, no no no, you are not afraid of vampires, or anything for that matter. You're the fearless adventuress Fionna the Human. The Heroine to all of Aaa. You're not afraid of vampires." I repeated that last line over and over in my head trying to convince myself. But I don't think it worked.

"N-n-no way man." I replied my voice shaking.

"Mmmm hmm. You bet they did. Not only that," Cake said as she picked up the now smashed strawberry pastry up off the plate and made her way from her spot on the floor over to my bed. "after the vampire leaded over its victims and breathed in their vaporized blood mist." She continued now leaning on my bed waving the smashed piece of strawberry goodness tauntingly in front of my face making sure to cover me in strawberry bits before gulping down the remains of the pastry.

"Man!" I exclaimed looking down onto my now splattered PJs. "Hey Cake, is this junk you're telling me true or are you just trying to mess with my brain stuff? You've got to be honest!"

"You bet your bacon pancakes it is! I heard it from a reliable source."

"Reliable, dang it." I replied sounding very bummed.

"Some even say it haunts this very tree."

"Wait, this tree?" I asked, desperate to get an answer out of her.

"Good night Fionna." Cake said as she headed down the ladder leaving me there waiting for an answer to my question.

"Cake?" I asked down the ladder knowing well that I wouldn't get a reply. "You're crazy Cake."

That time I did get a reply, Cake making really bad creepy noises. I laid down and pulled my sleeping bag around my head and got to thinking.

"There's no way in Fire kingdom that vampires are real. Just no way. I've got it! I'll go over to the candy kingdom tomorrow and ask Bubba if Vampires are real. He knows everything."

I started snickering at the nickname I had given PG, because sometimes I just don't feel like calling him PG or Prince Gumball. I just call him that when it's only me though. I can still laugh at it. But my laughter was soon interrupted by a tapping at the window. I shifted in my bag to see what I was.

"Oh, would you look at that. Just one of the branches getting blown around by the storm. I should have known better Vampires aren't real."

As soon as I was about to lay back down I heard some more tapping. I rolled back over ready to jump out of bed and grab my golden sword to slice the branch off so it didn't bother me anymore I saw that this time the tapping was also being made by a humanoid shape.

"Cake?" I wearily and almost inaudibly asked the figure.

I didn't get the reply I wanted. My question was met with a hiss. The face of the figure distorted in a demonish way causimg me to scream,

"CAKE!" I yelled as I shot out of my sleeping bag and bolted down the ladder to find Cake in the kitchen, who for some reason was making a sandwich.

A/N: Well there you have the first chapter! I hope you like it, let me know if you want to see the next part! I've already got it typed out so if you want to see it PM me and let me know! Don't forget to Rate and follow the story to let me know you want more!