A follow up to 'That of Nicknames.' Ron and Hermione aren't fans of pet names... All dialogue, all love.
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That Of Pet Names
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"Ron, can you take that poster down?"
"Why would I do that?"
"Because it's awful."
"It is not. Beside, if we got rid of things because they are awful, Crookshanks wouldn't be aloud in this flat."
"Sweetie, do not talk about him that way. And take that horrible poster down. Please."
"By all means, honey, I would but you see, the Chudley Cannons are my team and I have to show my support."
"But darling, why do you have to show your support in the kitchen? How about being supportive in the office?"
"Because it's my ruddy house too and I will damn well put my poster where I want – love."
"Don't talk to me like that, dear!"
"I will talk to my sweetheart the way I want."
"Whatever my pumpkin pie wants then."
"Thank you, apple of my eye."
"…."
"…."
"Crookshanks, no!"
"My poster! He did that on purpose!"
"Crookshanks, shoo! Outside you naughty cat!"
"..."
"..."
"Guess I won't be showing my support anymore."
"Well, maybe you can show your support at the game next weekend? I happen to have two tickets."
"I love you, Hermione."
"You're welcome, Ron."
Ron/Hermione banter and fluff makes the world go round!