I do not own anything. GOT THAT?

This is a little stupid but I think it's pretty funny.

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Kaiba the Red Nose Reindeer,

Bumped into a wall and hit his nose.

It swelled up to the size of an apple.

T'was the color of a red, red rose.

All of Yugi's friends,

They would laugh and call him names.

And they would always whoop him,

At all of their dueling games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,

Santa came to say,

"Kaiba, with your nose so red,

Won't you come and pull my sled?"

Alas, he was no reindeer.

Which meant that he could not fly.

As soon as he got up there.

He fell right out of the sky.

SPLAT!!!!