Dreams Do Come True
Title: Dreams Do Come True
Author: ABeliever
Rated: FR13
Genre: BtVS/Star Wars Crossover
FFA Response: Andrew/Princess Leia pairing
Disclaimer: I own nothing except a large stack of bills. Any similarities to any other story are purely coincidental.
And I present to you another result of too much sugar and too little sleep. Seriously, I need to quit writing these and get back to my thesis.
Andrew beamed as the priest asked him the words he had waited his entire life to hear.
"And do you, Andrew Wells, take Princess Leia Organa to be your lawfully wedded wife-"
"I do!" Andrew cut the priest off before he could continue.
The priest raised an eyebrow and turned to Leia.
"And do you, Princess Leia Organa, take Andrew Wells to be-"
"She does!" Andrew cut him off again.
"I need to hear it from her, Mr. Wells."
Andrew pulled the hankerchief from Leia's mouth.
She began to scream.
"Someone! Help me! Anyone! Please!"
Andrew quickly shoved the gag back into her mouth.
"That counts, right?" Andrew asked the priest.
The priest opened his mouth and quickly agreed with Andrew when a wad of cash was waved under his nose.
"Of course it counts."
Of course it didn't count. The priest wasn't really a priest- just a demon ordained by the internet.
"Then get to the end of the ceremony."
"I now pronounce you man and wife!"
The demon grabbed the cash from Andrew's hand then raced from the room.
Andrew reached to take Leia into his arms. He paused, the look of utter devotion on his face replaced by shock.
He looked down at the hole in his stomach then up into the glaring face of Han Solo.
"I knew you shot first."
The End!