Currently, Izaya was sitting in the airport drinking his morning tea. There were many people in the airport, even this early. Everyone waiting to go on vacation or a business trip. Oh, how he loved watching them. They were all so exciting! And even though he was going on vacation for a week he would still be observing. He couldn't help but watch them. It was too exciting! But it was still a vacation. A vacation away from Tokyo. From the great best of Ikebukuro, Shizuo Heiwajima.

"Hm?" he said to himself as he watched a boy throw a fit while his mother seemed rather frustrated. The raven chuckled amused at the sight but then something else caught his attention. A tall blonde guy wearing blue sunglasses. If it weren't for the sunglasses he wouldn't have recognized the tall blonde to be Shizuo Heiwajima. He was wearing normal jeans and a normal white t-shirt. He smirked and finished his tea before leaving his seat. Hand in the pocket of his fur coat he walked towards the blonde, waving at him.

"Shi~zu~chan~!"

Shizuo had won a vacation at a hotel on Hawaii, so he was rather eager to go since he really needed a break from the flea and the whole debt-collecting thing. He had just handed his suitcase over to a lady behind the desk, so now he had to wait to board the plane. The blonde was thirsty so he bought himself a coke at the nearest shop.

As he heard the annoying voice, he wanted to get away from, he snapped: "What the hell are you doing here, stupid flea?"

"Well, this is an airport, Shizu-chan. Obviously I'm waiting for a plane"

"Shut up!" he sighed. "I came here to get away from you!"

"Now, Shizu-chan. That's not very nice, ne?"

"Shut up and leave me alone"

"Gate six is now open. Gate six is now open." A voice in the speaker said.

"Ah, I'll leave now then. See you later, Shizu-chan~!" Izaya said and turned on his heels. "And now, I won't have to see you for a week" he said to himself.

Shizuo made his way through the crowd on the plane and sat down on his seat as he sighed. "Ah~.."

"Relaxing, Shizu-chan?"

"Ah… yeah" he sighed. "Wait" he turned his head to look at the person sitting next to him. "Izaya!" he jumped from his seat.

"Hello Shizu-chan!" Izaya grinned. "Never in my life had I thought you could afford a vacation to Hawaii" he mocked.

"Shut up!" he growled. Shizuo looked for the airhostess. "Uhh, excuse me. Can I have another seat?"

"I'm sorry, there are no available seats left" she apologized. "You will have to stay seated, sir"

"But come on.."

"I'm sorry sir. Please sit down" she said calmly.

"Fucking shit.. urgh" Shizuo mumbled as he sat down again.

"Aww, can't you handle it?" The raven grinned.

"If you're staying at the same hotel as me, then I'll kill myself" he hissed.

"Ah, in that case I'll do my best to make it happen! Please feel free to tell me when it happens, so I can go get my camera" he smirked.

"Fucking flea" he snarled.

"Ah.. Wha? What happened?" Izaya asked himself as he sat up in the sand. "Oh… That's right… The plane crashed" He looked around to see he was on an island. He stood up in the sand to check if he was alright. Luckily he was alright. Just a bit sore. His pants were a bit ripped at the end but he still had his shirt and fur coat. There were a few holes in his coat but it would keep him somehow warm at night. But right now it was damn hot. He took his coat off and bound it around his waist.

"Let's see…"

Before him was a jungle. It would probably not be the best idea to go in there. But luckily he still had his knife – which he had successfully hidden in his fur coat at the airport – in his pocket. Behind him was the ocean and there was no way he was going back out there. He couldn't even swim. So, it was pretty amazing how he had managed to end at the island.

"It can't be helped" he sighed and began walking along the shore.

Further down he noticed some colourful objects lying in the sand. He ran up to them and recognized them to be suitcases.

"Great!" he exclaimed and opened one of the suitcases. He opened a random blue one since he couldn't find his own. Hopefully there would be something useful in one of the seven suitcases.

"Ah, a male's suitcase. These boxers looks my size. And the clothes too" he said and looked through the suitcase.

Shizuo was lying helplessly on the beach and looking up at the sky.

"Fucking flea.. This is his fault" he growled. He rose from the sand and looked around. "Great, all I wanted was a peaceful vacation. And now I'm stuck here. Stupid flea." He hissed and shoved his hands in his pockets. His clothes were soaking wet, so it wouldn't matter if he walked along the shoreline.

The blonde sighed as he walked along the beach. He had been walking for some time now. He was about to give up and sit down but saw something moving around further ahead. The blonde continued walking.

"Oi!" Shizuo yelled as he moved closer.

"Hm?" Izaya turned and stood up. A man was walking towards him and to Izaya's displease it had sounded like Shizuo. And as he noticed the guy had blonde hair, he was sure it was him. Oh, well, maybe the great Shizuo Heiwajima wasn't the worst human to be around in this kind of situation… Even though he hated him.

Izaya simply waved his hand up high.

"Thank god it's a human" Shizuo sighed in relief as he approached the, apparently, black-haired boy. He sped up but then stopped again. "Wait, black-haired?" he frowned and was now only a couple of meters from the other. "Dammit! It's you!" he exclaimed angrily and pointed at the other.

"It's rude to point at others, Shizu-chan" he grinned.

"I can't believe I'm fucking stuck here with you!"

"Well, I actually hoped you were finally gone. But once again, we both end up disappointed, ne?"

"I'll kick you out into the ocean if you don't shut the fuck up!" Shizuo growled.

"That won't do. I'm afraid we'll have to work together if we want to survive this."

"No way in hell am I gonna work together with you!"

"I'm not too fond of it either. But we have to." He said and sat down by the suitcase again. Everything was soaked so he simply took out what he thought he could use of clothes for later. "Isn't Shizu-chan scared?" he mocked. "Ah, I guess not since this is your natural surroundings"

"I'm going to fucking kill you!" Shizuo growled and grabbed Izaya's shirt.

"Ah, even the protozoan needs some help to survive. Don't worry, I won't let any animals eat you. I wanna kill you with my own hands, ne?"

"Hnn!" Shizuo growled and pulled Izaya up. "I will toss you out into the ocean!"

"Can you afford that, Shizu-chan? I know a thing or two about surviving in the wild. How about you?" To be honest Izaya lived in luxury. But he still knew how to survive in certain circumstances and with his brain and Shizuo's inhuman strength, he was sure they could survive, if they just worked together.

"Tch" Shizuo snorted. "One more stupid remark from you and I'll tie you to the nearest tree and let a tiger or something else come and eat you!"

"Firstly, it's 'smart remark' not 'stupid'. And secondly, you'll need my help." He smirked.

"That was a stupid remark. I guess I'll tie you to a tree now" Shizuo growled and pulled Izaya across the sand.

"You really are a stupid protozoan, Shizu-chan. You don't even have any rope"

Shizuo stopped in his tracks. "Then I'll drown you" Shizuo turned around and went towards the warm water.

"Let's just work together and find somewhere to sleep."

"You think I'll sleep in the same place as you?" Shizuo snorted and stopped in the water, the warm fluid was reaching his knees.

"If you wanna live, I saw a good cave on my way here." The water had reached Izaya's neck. Great. Now his clothes were soaking wet. Hopefully one of the suitcases would have something dry to wear or maybe the clothes he had taken out of the blue suitcase would already be dry.

"Cave? A fucking cave?" Shizuo sighed. He took another step into the water.

"Stop, Shizu-chan. You don't know what kinds of fish might be here" he tried. He couldn't swim so it would be bad for him if the water became too deep.

"That's the fucking point, idiot"

"You're gonna be bitten too, smartass"

"Not if I stay here and throw you out into the ocean. I might just throw you right into a sharks' jaw" he smirked.

"Thought you wanted to survive this. You don't know anything about poisoned plants, fruits or animals which I do. You need my help"

Shizuo kept quiet. "What?" he growled.

"Exactly~" he sang happily.

"I'm going to regret this" Shizuo mumbled. He pulled Izaya up to eye-level. "Well, let's hope you'll land softly then" he smirked and tossed Izaya towards land. When that was done, Shizuo started walking towards land.

"Hmpft!" he let out as he hit the soft sand face first. "Great" he mumbled and sat up on the sand. His clothes were soaked and filled with sand.

Shizuo approached Izaya. "Get up!" he hissed and gently kicked Izaya in the butt.

"Uh, kicking my more private part. Does Shizu-chan wanna get in my pants?" he mocked bitterly.

"I'm going to kick another place and make sure you can't walk!" he snarled. "You're fucking dreaming, stupid flea"

"You sure are dirty" he smirked and stood up from the sand. Luckily, some of the clothes he had picket from the suitcase before were already dry.

"Shut up!" he paused. "Where is this fucking cave then?"

"Firstly we should check the suitcases for thing we could use!" he said as he unwrapped his fur coat from his waist and pulled his shirt off only to unzip his pants and pull them off as well.

"Oi! What the hell are you doing? I don't want to see you naked!" Shizuo growled and turned around.

"My clothes are soaking wet. I need to change. Ah, could it be that Shizu-chan is shy?" he smirked and pulled his wet boxers down. He opened a suitcase in which everything seemed to be dry and found a towel. With that, he began drying his body.

"Shut up!" Shizuo growled and looked back at Izaya only to look away again. "Fucking hell! Cover yourself up!"

"Shizu-chan is shy!" he laughed and pulled on the dry boxers.

"Shut up!" he yelled frustrated.

"So touchy~" he sang as he put on some knee length black shorts and a red t-shirt.

"Are you done yet?"

"And impatient too I see. But yes, I'm fully dressed."

"Tch" he snorted. "Where's this cave then?"

"We still need to look through these suitcases like I told you two minutes ago. The memory as a goldfish I see" he mocked.

"I'm going to kill you!" Shizuo snarled. "Can't we just take all these suitcases to this 'so-called' cave?"

"Sure" he said and put the towel around his neck and his wet clothes on top of one of the suitcases which he picked up. "I already looked through those two and there's nothing useful in them. Well, except for these clothes and the towel."

"So, you want me to take four suitcases? Don't you think that's a little unfair, you little shit?" Shizuo exclaimed.

"Not with your strength~" he said happily and began walking down the shore. "Come on, you're slow!"

"I'll give you fucking slow" he hissed to himself and grabbed the suitcases one by one. He quickly caught up to the annoying male.

"Good boy!" he grinned. "The cave shouldn't be too far from here"

"Watch it" he growled.

Izaya grinned at the remark and they both went further down the shore until they came to a small cave. "There it is" he said as they neared the cave.

Shizuo sighed and sped up, slowly leaving Izaya behind.

"Wait for me, Shizu-chan~" he said and sped up as well to match Shizuo's speed. The cave wasn't deep. Maybe ten to fifteen meters deep. So there probably weren't any animals inside. They went inside the cave and put the suitcases down in the middle "Now… Let's see what we've got here" he said and unzipped the suitcase.

Shizuo raised a brow. "Does it even matter?" he sighed.

"Yes. If we can find some rope, fresh clothes or some food, that would be great, ne?"

"Rope?" he paused. "Ah, alright"

"There are some clothes in here I think will fit you perfectly" he grinned.

"Seriously I don't give a shit about that. I just want to get away from this damn deserted island"

"Me too. But there is nothing we can do about it. Besides, theses clothes are perfect for you!" he said and held a pink skirt out for Shizuo too see.

Shizuo walked over to Izaya and snatched the skirt from him. "I'll fucking show you!"

"Oh, really? Then put it on" he mocked. "But, I do not find such things entertaining so please be free to try the skirt outside the cave"

Shizuo glared at Izaya and ripped the skirt in half right in front of the other. "I'm sure it would've fit you better"

"Even though you find me pretty and want me in a sexy skirt, I'm not up for something like that. Besides, I'm not interested in guys nor cross dressing" he sang happily in a mocking tone.

"You're this close to getting your throat ripped out!" Shizuo snarled angrily.

"Ah, so scary!" he said as he found some chips and candy bags in the suitcase. "Here's something for you. Chips and candy" he said and handed Shizuo the sugary sweets.

Shizuo snatched the chips and candy from Izaya. "This side of the cave is mine" he growled and turned around to walk over to a large boulder, which he sat on.

Izaya shrugged it off and soon after he had looked through all the suitcases. He had found a clothes line to use as a rope, some clothes for both of them and the candy Shizuo had taken. He took half of the other clothes they wouldn't need and divided them in two even piles. "There is your pile" he said as he began forming a mattress of his own pile. There wasn't much but it would be enough for two small mattresses. Or maybe not enough for Shizuo since he was as tall as he was. But he would have to try make a bed before they would know.

"What's that for?"

"Make a bed out of them. It's all we have and we might as well lie as comfortable as we can, ne?"

Shizuo sighed and took his pile of clothes and started to form a mattress, which was a bit too short for Shizuo. He laid down on it and sighed. It wasn't even near comfortable.

Izaya suddenly started laughing hysterically.

"What the hell are you laughing about you idiot?" Shizuo hissed, without turning to look at the annoying raven.

"You!" he said, still laughing loudly. "You look ridiculous! The bed is way too short for you!"

"Shut up, or I'll take yours too"

"Ah, you'll take mine and force me to sleep on the same bed as you? I'm sorry to disappoint you but that will never happen, Shizu-chan" he said as his laugh slowly died.

"You know what I meant, idiot"

"Yeah, since I just told you" he grinned. "It's getting late" he suddenly said. The sun was going down and they would need a fire to keep them warm in the night. "We have to make a fire. It will probably be colder at night"

"Yeah, you can do that, Mr know-it-all"

"Why don't you go find some wood for the fire, Mr knows-absolutely-nothing" he smirked.

"I'm not taking orders from you"

"Do you want a fire?"

"Do you?"

"Stupid brute" he mumbled. "Just go out and find some wood. It's not like I'll steal little Shizu-chan's sweets" he mocked.

"I don't care. I'm not moving"

"You're so lazy. You'll get fat"

"You'll get fat"

"I won't, since I know how to eat proper food"

"I won't, since I know how to eat proper food" Shizuo repeated, mocking Izaya.

"And now we're back to the kindergarten." He smirked. "Shizu-chan, do as Iza-nii says and go find some wood for a fire. Oh, and wood is trees, so branches will work to, okay?" he mocked like Shizuo was a little child.

"Urgh, alright! Just to get away from you!" he exclaimed as he rose from his 'mattress'.

"Good boy!"

"And when I get back I'm going to kick your sorry ass" he growled as he left the cave.

"Sure~!"

Izaya had set up a fire which Shizuo had quickly lit with use of a small branch, a few leaves and his inhuman strength to rub it against each other, creating a small spark to make the wood burn. It was getting really cold and Izaya was freezing as he lay in his 'bed'.

Shizuo was lying on his own bed, just waiting to fall asleep. He did feel a bit cold but didn't bother to do anything about it.

"Shizu-chan?"

Shizuo ignored the other.

"Shizu-chan, I'm freezing" he said, teeth chattering lightly.

"I don't give a shit"

"Can't we make a bigger fire?"

"Tch. You're the one freezing, so you'll be making a bigger fire"

"So mean~" After a few minutes he tried again. "Shizu-chan?"

"What?" he yelled, feeling extremely annoyed.

"Nothing~"

"You little shit.. get a life and go to sleep!" he yelled back.

"So touchy.. Like a teenage girl on her period"

Shizuo decided not to answer, trying his best to ignore the other.

After some time, Izaya tried again. "Shizu-chan?"

Shizuo opened his eyes and frowned. [Fuck no] he thought and ignored the other.

[I guess he's sleeping then] he thought as rose from his 'bed'. He pushed the clothes across the cave and rearranged it by Shizuo's, making a double bed. If they shared their body heats it wouldn't be as bad. And Izaya had his fur jacket which they could share and use as a blanket.

[What the hell is he doing?] he thought, his eyes closed.

With the bed arranged he lay himself down and snuggled up as close as possible into Shizuo's back, with the jacket over their upper bodies.

Shizuo could feel how Izaya moved around behind him, and he swiftly turned around to look at the flea. "What the hell are you doing? Get away from me!" he exclaimed and pushed Izaya away, using his foot.

"Nou~.. It's freaking cold, Shizu-chan" he said and tried getting closer to the blonde.

"Like hell I'm letting you sleep over here!"

"It's not like I want to, but I'm freezing to death and I would like to live longer than the age of 21. Besides, you need me to survive"

"Stop saying that crap" Shizuo glared at him.

"Just get over it and go to sleep" Izaya was getting annoyed with him.

"I'm not letting you sleep this close!"

"Get over your protozoan behaviour and sleep"

"Get over to your side of the cave and sleep!"

"Shhh" he tried, pushing the brute making him turn around with his back facing Izaya while Izaya snuggled up close to the warm blonde.

"Oi!" Shizuo squirmed around. "Get away from me!" he yelled and turned back around to push Izaya away again.

"Shizu-chan… Just relax…" He said and snuggled back to the blonde.

"Go away!" Shizuo pushed the other away again.

"Relax, dammit!" Izaya exclaimed and snuggled up close to Shizuo, wrapping his legs and arms tightly around him.

Shizuo placed both hands on Izaya's shoulders and tried to push him away. "Oi! Get off me!" he complained.

"No" he said bluntly, snuggling his face further into Shizuo's chest. "Just relax. Seriously. It's late, I'm cold and definitely not in the mood to argue with you so just shut up and sleep"

"Hrrnnn.. I'm seriously going to kill you, stupid flea" Shizuo's body was completely tense and he was not feeling tired anymore. He might as well just stay up the entire night.

"You can't afford to kill me. Could you just relax a bit? It feels like hugging a stone"

"Shut up"

"Goodnight"

Signe: So… We were having music in class and we wanted to write some fanfics… And we kinda.. Accidently started on a new one.. xD This won't be so long though!
Christine: We'll still be continuing on our other FAVOURITE story: Clumsy Little Heart. If you haven't read it… then get to it! :D
Signe: So eager, Christine xD haha, but yeah.. If you wouldn't mind then we would love you to at least try it out :D
Christine: Oh… and leave a review ;)

Signe: Oh, and by the way! A funny quote from something stupid we did (Or… Christine did!) the other day:
Christine: "Putti, you look merterno femal, memerno menal, damn I can't remember it..."
Signe: "It's enfermo mental you idiot!"
- And then we laughed like idiots xD Oh, and Putti (Putte) is my cat by the way xD

And! One last thing... We didn't edit this for mistakes and such so there might be some errors.. We might edit it later xD And, this won't be updated as quickly as Clumsy Little Heart since we.. We'll write it on paper and then have to type it on the computer xD