A/N: Fluffy drabble written for the LJ grangersnape100 Community.
Disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling. Obviously.
One bleary eye carefully opened., then another.
Argh… Bloody-Hogwarts-New-Years-Frigging-Staff-Party… To much champagne.
Something stirred beside her.
…
It- no, he, had black hair…
"Oh no… please don't be Harry… notharrynotharryno-"
"Not bloody likely," an amused voice answered.
"Oh God."
"Severus will do."
"Wha-what happened? Can't remember…" "Erm, did we…? Did you…?"
"Indeed."
"And…I?"
"Obviously."
"We did…?"
"Oh yes. Three times. Very satisfying."
"Oh God…"
"You mentioned quite a lot of that too," he smirked. "Never knew you were so… religious."
"Well, erm…"
"And so articulate."
"Maybe you could… erm, fill me in about last night…?"
"With the greatest pleasure."
…