The Last Twinkie: Deidara vs. Sebres!
Inside the akatsuki hide out.
Deidara: It's mine!
Sebres: I was the one that found it, so it's mine!
Leader: What's going on in here?!
Tigressana: They are fighting over the last Twinkie!
Tobi: Yeah, they've been at it for 3 hours straight.
Hidan: They won't even quit for a bathroom break!
Kakuzu: I know, It looks like Deidara's bladder is gonna explode!
Zetsu: Hey guys!
Itatchi: Where the hell were you for the last 4 days?!
Zetsu: I was spying on the good guys.
Leader: On who?
Zetsu: Well, I was, um, lets just say you don't want to know.
Everyone: We don't want to know anymore.
Tigressana and Tobi start making out again.
Others: EEEEEWWWWW!!!
Tigressana and Tobi: Haven't any of you seen true love before?
Sebres: The only true love I've seen is between my dad and his book! (spoiler in story!)
Others: EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!
Later that day.
Sebres: Ha! It's all mine!
Deidara: Nooooo!!!
Tobi: Finally its over!
Tigressana: Hand over the Twinkie, now!
Sebres: Why!
Tigressana: You'll see. (breaks Twinkie in half) Here you are Sebres. Deidara, come get your half of the Twinkie!
Deidara: TWINKIE!!!
To be continued…
Find out who Sebres' father is in the next one!