Grocery Store
Summary: a certain British gentleman visits the grocery store…
Characters: England/ Arthur Kirkland
Rating: T for a certain gentleman's bad language
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Arthur had run out of groceries and he was having two annoying pests coming over tonight.
"At least they warned you this time" he murmured to himself
He grabbed some meat then headed to the bread and cheese. As he walked there he passed the potatoes. He looked at them and then picked the bag up. Grown in Germany is what they said. He flinched really? Why was such a product here? He grabbed the meat and looked to see where this had been made. He gasped made in America it said. He growled but put it back in the cart then continued walking till he saw an interesting book on cooking. It might have some new recipes for him to try. He was a little curious so checked. Made in China it said
"What?" he said
So he continued walking till he reached the alcoholic products. France would want wine with his cheese and crackers. He walked down the aisle till he found a brand he knew France liked. He picked it up looked at the back. Made in Italy it said he shook his head. He put the bottle in his cart and walked further down the aisle till he saw a bottle of vodka. Instantly Russia's image came to mind he looked at it. Then finally picked it up it was possible Russia would attend so he thought it safe. He put it in his cart but not before checking the back. Made in Russia obviously. He then walked down the aisle at the end was some tea he picked it up. He loved tea so he thought he might buy it he checked the back of a box of green tea. Made in Japan he dropped it but picked it back up he would be talking to the otaku about this. He finally reached the cheese and bread aisle. He looked at the cheese until he saw. Swiss style he just looked to the cheese next to it American. He looked away and saw pepper jack in the corner there was a little pepper in the bottom corner that looked like Spain. He quickly turned around he then saw the word Italian on a loaf of bread. He screamed loudly.
"This is not bloody fucking happening! It must be a bad dream! Wake up Arthur wake up." he screamed he started hitting his head as he crouched close to the ground. He quickly stood up. Screaming he ran out of the store.
That night France asked why he had no food.
"I'm never going to another grocery store." He said a crazed look in his eyes.
And Arthur Kirkland is still going to therapy
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Sorry but I had to I was in the grocery store today and I started laughing when I saw Swiss style cheese and American and Pepper Jack. But then I saw Italian bread and Vodka I just snickered and mom just looked at me. I thought f what poor England do if he saw those things and more. Haha I'm evil!