kira inoz #1

ryuk:light light wake up

light:r-ryuk why are you in that ridiculous out fit

ryuk:what do you mean ridiculous do you not like my dress

light:what the hell... where am i ryuk

ryuk:and why do you keep calling me ryuk im the good shinigami of the north and it seems you have killed my brother

light:oh um sorry

ryuk:oh my dear dont be sorry ren, he was the bad shinigami of the east but may i ask if you have any apples

light:no but again where am i

ryuk:oz

light:how did i get here and how do i get home

ryuk:i cant explain how you got here but i can tell you how to get home

light:well

ryuk:you must go to oz and find the great wizard L

light:L are you kiding me is this some kind of joke

ryuk floats away in a cgi bubble

continued in kira in oz #2 :)