Just Because It Says 'Malfoy'…

By

Snuffles4Eva

A/N: I thought I'd try some Rose/Scorpius for a change. Yeah, not what it looks like in this chapter I know, but, trust me – It will get there… I do like a good romance.

Don't prejudice. You know you do too.

Shutting up now, because y'all think I'm crazy (You're probably right actually; but that's off topic)

Ok, just the:

Disclaimer: Seriously, is not where I'd be if I owned this stuff. I'd just browse it for laughs.

Enjoy! - Snuffles4Eva

Dear James,

I can't believe we're doing this. Writing letters. Hello? It's for girls. And possibly those who are slightly camp…

But we're off topic. What did you want to write about? Some sappy 'happy holidays' rubbish? 'Cos that's not gonna happen. Sorry to crush your dreams mate, but hey, I'm a Malfoy. It's what we do best.

Really though? Letters? I'm not Rose. I don't have the brains of Einstein and the outrageous hair to go with it. I'm just another typical guy, who looks like an albino. I don't have brains (let alone the hair… or the moustache, come to think of it); I didn't discover the speed of sound, or something like that. Nope. Just a regular Joe. That's me.

Still, I guess it's just common courtesy to ask you how your holidays have been. So, how've your holidays been?

There we go, the pleasantries are over. Glad that's done.

Now I'm supposed to tell you about mine, but frankly, I can't be bothered to say anything about the torture I'm currently enduring, so you're not going to. Simple as.

There we go, enough torture and despair for one day. Do you realise what you're doing to me?

Actually scratch that. You do know what you're doing to me. Sadistic mongrel.

With my, oh so well wishes,

Your Friend (yeah, we've really got to do something about that),

Scor

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Dear Scor,

Everybody writes letters. Not just nerds. EVERYBODY. At least everybody cool. My Dad wrote them to my Mum.

And, yes, my dad is cool. I can practically here you scoffing over there. Just remember – my dad is the saviour of the Wizarding world. You know, my dad, Harry Potter, Boy-Who-Lived, Chosen-One, Man-Who-Defeated, and that long list of names…

And who are you? Oh yes, I remember you describing yourself. 'Malfoy, Crusher-Of-Dreams, Typical-Guy, Albino, Wannabe-Lover-To-My-Cousin', yeah, that's you in a nutshell mate.

Oh, and my holidays have been pleasant, thanks. See, now that wasn't so hard, was it? Just talking about our holidays, and you make it seem as though I'm asking you to Crucio yourself. Honestly, what a drama queen (And you say I'm the girl).

Torture. Really mate? You poor child. I'll even stretch to didums.

Scor, your life is anything but torture. Try living here with a mum and dad like mine – 15 years after the honeymoon, and they still act like newlyweds… Trust me; I have the ear muffs to prove it.

But 'sadistic mongrel'? Honestly? Going a bit far, aren't we? Admit it – I'm not that bad. You secretly love this letter thing we've got going on, and am dying to hear from me (although not as much as you're dying to hear from a certain somebody else we all know..). And, just to clarify, you were the one who sent the first letter, weren't you? Hmm?

Sending this now so your aching heart won't have to wait much longer,

Friends,

James

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