Adventures of Ohio

by KTdidn'tIsweartogod

Ohio is telling the tale of her life growing up as a state through wars she really had no part of and to pollution problems all the way to the underground railroad. She has had a long life and wants to share her story!

Adventures of Ohio

Ohio: Finally I'm visible and not only during the election this is the happiest day of my life T.T

Canada: S-sorry about s-sister Ohio she just is s-sorta l-like me nobody sees her and if they do she is normally mistaken for Virgina

Virgina: I'm not that ugly

Ohio: you're just upset the north kicked your ass in the civil war.

Virgina: We let you win Hio

Ohio: It's Ohio

Virgina: exactly Hio

Ohio: O-hio

Virgina: Oio

Ohio: say Shawnee

Virgina: Shawnee

Ohio: now stop making fun of my name!

France: I present to you Ohio is discovered …

I was walking through my newly claimed territory with little Canada following me. I had heard from England that Indians lived in this new world. I heard calls that sounded odd. I continued to walk finally reached a very beautiful river and infront of it stood a little girl in a rabbit fur dress. I smiled at her she made a calling sound like the ones from earlier suddenly severely fully grown men surrounded me with bows and arrows pointed toward my head. I felt Canada hug my leg I looked at him then back up towards the men I presumed were Indians.

~little chibi Ohio pops up~

Hetalia

~little chibi Ohio leaves~

"Please do not hurt us we were just exploring" I tried to reason

"Why shouldn't I hurt you? You came to ruin the Great Spirit's land" the little girl said

"We will do no such thing we can help you grow things and hunt."

"We are not stupid like you think. We are going to protect our land from you!"

"But you are only a child Mon ami you need someone to take care of you."

Her eyes widened and she made another calling sound. She walked up to me put out her hand.

"Ohio of the Shawnee"

"Francis Bonnefoy of France"

"M-Mathew Williams o-of C-Canada" said Matthew from behind

France: that is how we met my little sister Ohio.

England: who?

Ohio: Waaah T.T I'm still unnoticed I hate my life!

Virgina: then die.

England: What is going on here frog what did you do to this woman?

France: you insulted her Anglettere.

England: I did? How?

Canada: she doesn't like it when she isn't noticed

England: Who is she?

Ohio: I'm OHIO!

England: Hio?

Ohio: T.T now I see where Virgina got it. Is my name so hard to pronounce?