Not Another High-School Story.
The Boomerang.
Mr. Valentine glanced up from his class roster, peering at the bus-load of children with narrowed eyes. A frown was quite evident.
"Where is Demyx?" He spoke so quietly that only the students in the front could hear. Axel sat in the second seat behind the driver, Roxas squished in next to him, and in the seat next from the duo, sat Riku and Sora, the latter of the two had half his body in the aisle.
"He's takin' a piss." Axel called out. Mr. Valentine regarded the brash redhead with a dissaproving glance before nodding once and taking his seat in front of Riku and Sora, Mr. Highwind next to him and already letting loose a flurry of bitching curses at having to be squished against the window. The door to the bus opened when a very flustered Demyx began to furiously beat on it.
He hopped up the steps, the chord from his headphones swaying as he pocketed his mp3 player, pulling out the left earbud as he took a seat behind the driver.
The bus started up and with a heavy lurch, began the hour long ride to wherever the fuck they were supposed to be going was.
"What fuck were you doing in there, man?" Axel leaned up in his seat to drape one lanky arm over the back of it.
"I said I had to take a godamn piss- Did you think I was jackin' it in the urinal or something?" Judging from the look on Roxas's face, they did.
"Fuckin' sick, dude." Demyx grumbled, turning away from the two. Axel let out a laugh and grabbed Demyx's head, swinging it around more than ruffling his hair. Demyx smacked the offending hand away and gave the other teen a heated glare.
"Chill out, Demyx." Roxas said with a flippant wave of his hand. The blonde boy was also seated away from the window, and had to lean into Axel to get any say in the conversation. Demyx huffed.
"What the fuck ever."
"Hey guys. Did you ever notice how when I try to talk- nobody listens?" Sora called out, grabbing the attention the three. Apparently, Sora had been trying to comment the entire time.
"That's 'cause you're a fat fuck and nobody cares about what you say." Axel shot back. Sora's face screwed up and he grabbed at his flat belly with a look of hurt.
"I am not fat, and if I was, I'd sumo your skinny ass!"
Mr. Valentine turned around in his seat and they shut up. "I highly doubt that you'd be able to win in a fight against Axel even if you were four times his size, Sora. You would cry when you tried to hit him and it bruised your knuckles."
Riku snickered. His snickering was drowned out by the laughter of the others, and so he went back to gazing out the window. Sora noticed this, and leaned into him. "Cheer up, Emo kid." Riku turned and smacked Sora in the face.
This happened at the same time that Roxas's hand shot out and punched Axel's crotch, earning a shriek from the redhead as he lurched forward, cupping himself and curling up against the seat and windows. Roxas's face alit with self-satisfaction and Demyx's wild cackle-laugh filled the front portion of the bus.
"I will get you back for that." Axel groaned out, hands still encompassing his nether regions. "Dude- you got the whole thing, not just my balls. I think my dick is broken."
"I await your hideously failing comeback to never happen." Roxas replied softly, reaching a hand out to pat Axel on the thigh. "And I await the three day recuperation process before you go back to being a full dickhead again."
"...I fuckin' hate you man."
Roxas grinned.
Demyx dug into his backpack and pulled out a doodle-book; which was a cheap Wall-Market version of a regular sketchbook, since Demyx was one poor motherfucker.
The bus stopped, and Demyx glanced up to see a red light. There was shouting from the back of the bus, and he looked away to see Seifer and the others pushing Zexion out of his seat. Demyx's eyes narrowed and he sat up. "Hey- Mr. Valentine." The dark haired man turned to look at Demyx with a raised brow. Demyx pulled out his second earbud.
"Can Zexion come sit next to me?" He recieved a curt nod. The blonde teen grinned and turned to face the back of the bus, waving an arm frantically. "Hey Zexion! Come sit up here!" His shout was heard by the entire bus, judging from the mocking laughter of Seifer and the push Zexion recieved from Rai to knock him forward in the walkway. Zexion brushed his hair out of his face and stood up to slowly make his way to the group in front, his satchel strap slung across his chest.
"You gonna fuck him?" Axel asked, regarding Demyx with teary eyes. Demyx turned to Roxas.
"If you may." Roxas grinned and punched Axel in the crotch again- earning a pain-filled shriek from the redhead. Nobody questioned their relationship. Roxas would dish out random forms of abuse for his own entertainment, and then turn around and hug Axel the next minute. Whatever it was that Roxas was doing, Axel would accept it as another quirk to the smaller blonde.
Demyx reasoned that love happened to be an amusing concept.
Axel groaned, his hands permanently glued to his genitals and the side of his head resting against the window.
Roxas leaned forward and gave Axel a quick kiss on the cheek. All was forgiven.
Zexion sat down next to Demyx, who had fitted his left earbud back in, but left the right one out. Demyx grinned, reaching out to grab Zexion's head and pull it into a hug. Zexion punched Demyx in the chest and was quickly released.The violet-haired teen pulled out a book entitled 'Carmine Complex' and began to read.
Demyx sighed. This was going to be a very long bus ride.
Yes. Yes. I am a loser man-thing. I know.
I was thinkin' to myself when I was readin all these stories, you see. And I thought 'You never read about field trips.' and I had been meaning to write a story where all the characters acted like actual guys, not these twisted versions of them. Cause I know that I was a complete fucktard during school. Yeah. We have obsessions with hitting eachother in the nuts. Don't ask.
Un beta'd. Cause yeah. And I write for fun, and whenever I feel like it. so nyah.
Carmine Complex is a story by The BirdFox Hybrid Productions that I worship. Since the books that Zexion reads in THEIR story, are fic reccomendations, I felt like doing the same.