Guest Starring: Tress Macneille as Daisy Duck
Felicia Day as April Duck
Kelly Stables as May Duck
Sarah Hyland as June Duck
Keith Ferguson as TV Announcer/Cardinal Clark
Disney XD Original Opening...
On a lazy day at McDuck Manor, Huey, Dewey, Louie and Webby lounge in the entertainment room with the stock market of Duckburg channel flashing on the TV.
TV Announcer: Today on Stock-Raving Mad, Cardinal Clark will elucidate the economic happenings of Duckburg as only Cardinal Clark can do.
On TV, Cardinal Clark assumes a stoic posture, clears his throat, then...
Cardinal Clark: SALES, MAN, SALES! THROUGH THE ROOF, THROUGH THE FLOOR, IT'S ALL SO SPORADIC, MAN!
As Clark mugs the camera and manically hurls furniture around the set, Huey, Dewey and Webby look on in unease and confusion while Louie eagerly watches.
Dewey: Uhhh... is there a reason we're watching some corporate weirdo freak out right now?
Louie: Of course there is! Louie, inc. isn't going to float by itself, so I need to make sure no economic crisis is going on.
Huey: I honestly think the production values of this show are at a greater risk.
After trashing his set, Cardinal Clark suddenly composes himself and sits at his desk.
Cardinal Clark: And in other news, it would appear that the CEO of Webfoot Industries, Donna Duck, is currently absent from duty.
Louie: Heh, Webfoot Industries? I didn't even think that was a thing anymore.
Huey: That used to be one of the most respected manufacturing companies in Duckburg!
Webby: Then, how come I've never heard of it?
Huey: It faced a pretty nasty economic meltdown a few years ago, so bad that they had to close many businesses across the country. At this point, they only have just the one in Duckburg.
Dewey: Yeah, and the only way we remotely know about it is because...
Cardinal Clark: This just in, Webfoot has just announced it's new interim CEO...
All of a sudden, the boys glued their eyes to the TV in awe.
Cardinal Clark: Daisy Duck!
After his announcement, Clark presented a picture of Daisy on the screen
Huey, Dewey, and Louie: WHAT?!
Webby: WHAT?! Who is that?
Suddenly, Donald came barging in with a newspaper in his hand.
Donald: Boys, you'll never believe what I just found out!
The boys stared blankly at their uncle, as Dewey pointed at the TV. Donald turned to find Daisy's picture plastered on the screen.
Donald: Oh...
Huey: (to Webby) Daisy was Uncle Donald's girlfriend from when we were little. Her sister Donna was head of Webfoot, but we haven't seen either one of them since the company's downfall.
Dewey: But Uncle Donald's been keeping Daisy in his thoughts ever since she left Duckburg.
Louie: (scoffs) Yeah, a little too much.
The kids look on as Donald embraces and rubs the TV screen.
Donald: Oh Daisy, my sweetheart. You're home at last.
As Donald starts kissing the screen, Scrooge walks into the room and gasps.
Scrooge: It cannae be! Daisy Duck?!
Dewey: Wait, you know Daisy?
Scrooge: Eh, not particularly, but her sister Donna was quite the business mogul, so being the richest duck in the world, it only made sense to rub elbows with other budding billionaire ducks. I was especially impressed with Donna's business modeling skills, so I invested a measly million dollars as part of her funding. It was truly tragic to see the economic toll her company was taking, but she and Daisy were determined to keep their livelihood from falling apart.
Donald: We have to go see her, now!
Scrooge: Well, it has been a while since I touched base with Webfoot, so I don't see why not!
Everyone gives out a loud "Woohoo!" before Cardinal Clark on TV suddenly goes back to his manic self.
Cardinal Clark: Anyhoo, THE SALES MAN, THE SALES! WE MUST STOP THE CARNAGE!
Everyone looks at the screen in terror as screams can be heard on TV.
Louie: (equally shocked) Wow, this guy has quite the MO.
Ducktales Theme Song...
Feel free to sing along!
Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
It's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!
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Every day they're out there making
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Tales of derring-do
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D-d-d-danger! Lurks behind you!
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do, just grab on to some...
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Every day they're out there making
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Tales of derring-
Bad and good-
Not ponytails or cottontails, no
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