Sherlock: Alcohol and Scrabble don't mix

by Autumn Reid

Alcohol and Scrabble definitely don't mix when it comes to the Holmes boys. A short drabble on Lestrade and John's take on the situation. Not the best at summaries. Just read. I don't own Sherlock.

Rating: T (for suggested violence)

Pairing: Greg Lestrade/ John Watson

Scrabble and alcohol don't mix

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John is Italics

Lestrade is Bold

Normal is...well normal.

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"Hello?"

"John, Defcon 5."

"Defcon 5? Did Sherlock get his dick stuck in the toaster again?"

"No, Worse."

"It's Defcon 5, how bad can it be?"

"Fine, Defcon 1, I don't know the level of urgency!"

"I don't think anyone does."

"John!"

"Sorry! What's the problem?"

"Sherlock, Mycroft, Scrabble, alcohol, and gummy bears."

"Oh my god…"

"Mycroft has a beer bottle!"

"I'll call SWAT."

"Already did- Sherlock! Put down the iron! He can use 'zymurgy' in a double letter square-!"

The line cut off and John quickly grabbed his coat. Hopefully this time they wouldn't have to use the taser.

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Well, that was eventfulxD. i hate writing drabbles but i had fun with this one. The dialogue style inspired by IBegToDreamAndDiffer's Sherlock: Words. Hope you enjoyed it. please review it makes me happy :)