It was a dark, cloudy day, with Fox McCloud's orange fur glistening in the sunlight. He had just received a deadly fate from the wraths of Dr. Robotnik's evil crew. Now what, he thought. Fox had already been promoted to Angel Fox, then Holy Fox Shit, then Fox God. Now he's a god, that means he can do anything.
"I know! I can fly to the moon!" Fox said.
But seconds before he could do so, a hallucination appeared in front of his eyes. It was a picture of a blue vixen with blue hair and blue boobs. It could only beee...
"KRYSTAL."
"Why didn't I do this all along?! I'm in love with her, and now I must marry her! This is dream I have been waiting for. Let's go!"
Thus, Fox McCloud got onto his X-Wing and sailed all the way to the wedding in Lylat. Krystal was there, and so was all the rest of the crew: Peppy, Slippy, Wolf, and Christopher Robin.
Krystal McCloud wore a white groom and dress, while Fox Cloud wore a black suit and tuxedo. Everyone in the crowd was shouting, "DO IT! DO IT!" as they two walked down the silver aisle.
The officiant was Jim Carrelli, wearing a big green mask with a smile on his face. He said,
"In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit...Let's fucking get married!"
YAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Jim got so excited, that his head flew out and bounced off the walls into outer space.
"I think he has AIDS," Krystal answered.
"Bazinga," Sheldon Cooper agreed.
The crowd and Star Fox cheered and clapped as Fox and Krystal walked off the building and onto the steps. The butler in the limousine was waiting. As they clopped and trottered on, Krystal said,
"Hey, Fox, I got a secret."
"What is it, m'lady?"
"I'm pregnant with your cousin."
"Excellent! That means more fox babies for me, and fox babies like you." Fox talked with a glee.
Suddenly, a Batcycle crashed through the scenery. It was a figure of a black motorcycle with a man on top, shriveled up into the most shriveled up you can think of. That's because he was the greatest boxing champion of all time, even more so than John Sauna and Hulk Hobo combined. What could it be? What could it do? What could it make?
We can only hope.