Mickey: Oh boy. Well we sure had fun in TOTAL...DRAMA...KINGDOM! But all good things must end as new good things start. This time around things are gonna get wild ese, because all tweleve competitors are coming back. They're ganna compete for that 9999 munny all over again. But what's the fun in getting the same thing. Now they're going to get 999999 munny. They will fight harder. Play harder. And win harder. But that's not even the big twist. We will bring, in addition to the original twelve, TWELVE MORE COMPETITORS! So our originals will have to mak new friends in order to survive. It all happens on the premire of TOTAL...ACTION...KINGDOM!
(Theme song:
Dear mom and dad I'm doin' fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answers plain to
I wanna be famous
I wanna live close to the sun
so pack your bags 'cause I already won
Everythin' to prove nothin' in my way
I'll get there one day
'Cause I wanna be famous
Nanananananananananana (I wanna ba famous)
Nanananananananananana (I wanna be famous)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous)
Mickey: (on the same docks the original twelve arrived in) Now of couse how could I start without my good friends (Thier faces show up on screen in the "..." between the names)... Riku... Aerith... Leon... Cloud... Roxas... Sora... Tifa... Yuna... Kairi... Tidus... and Auron.
(The original twelve show up on a boat, they are dancing and partying on top)
Mickey: Welcome back guys. Well, I gues with them out of the way, alls there is that's left is to bring out the other twleve. But first let's go over the rules. (In the woods) Now anywhere at any time, you will be watched by one of the hundreds of hiden cameras. (Mickey looks into one and it turns into a screen at Mickey's tent) I will then go over the tapes here in my profuction tent. This TV here is the confessional stall. (Iff you ever need to tell the viewer something, just say it in there (At the elinimations spot) Every third night, we fire up the camp fire and vote someone out. That person must get there things and get the heck outta here on our boat. They will then go to a different spot than Losers Les Resorto. (back at the dock) Mickey Now I guess we have to check out our first competitor...
Leon: Hey, Mickey is something different?
Mickey: Oh, I forgot. I got tired of this old smelly forest so we built a fake city. (There are dozens of fake buildings behind Mickey). This should lead to all sorts of challenges. Sinc I divided them into different countries like in EPCOT*. But you will both be in your own districts of each country. Now, where is our next guy. He should be here by now. Oh there he is. Please welcome... Axel.
*(If you have ever been in EPCOT you should know what I mean)
Axel: (instead of boats, they arrive in cabs) Sup guys. The names Axel. Got it memorized?
Cloud: Uhhh, yeah. I do.
Mickey: Great, let's you you remember our gorgous Namine.
Namine: Eeee! I'm so excited. Oh my gosh! Is that Riku. Let me touch him.
Mickey: Haha, well our next... (Lighting strikes as Larxene gets off the boat)
Larxene: How did I get conned into this bullshit. I'm so calling my lawyer.
Mickey: Yeah that'd be a good idea if you GOT cell reception here.
Larxene: You've got to be kidding?
Mickey: Nope, it was all in the contract.
Larxene: (take the contract off of Mickey) Her's what I think of your contract (she tears it up).
Mickey: Haha, yeah. The good thing about lawyers is that they make LOTS of copies. (pulls out another one)
Laxene: Oh, shove it, mouse!
Mickey: Wow, she's pissed. The next one probably is too, but... Vincent Valentine.
Vincent: What happened to the old forest?
Mickey: Gone.
Vincent: This already sucks.
Mickey: Tell me about it. So... Seifer, c'mon down.
Seifer: Oh, I'm suppoesed to be challenged by the geeks.
Mickey:.... Yeah.
Seifer: Look, I'm my high school teams MVP in soccer, footbal, basketball, and tennis. I'm not going ot lose.
Mickey: suuure. So I wonder is Lulu is anymore PO'd that the rest.
Lulu: What happened to my moogle.
Mickey: Oh, that's right you brought a friend. Well, we kinda.. don't allow helpers so we sent it back home.
Lulu: I can't believe you did that.
Mickey: Yeah yeah, go stand by the other vampire.
Vincent: I am NOT a vampire!
Mickey: Whatever. PLease say a warm "hello" to our next... Selphie.
Selphie: (fast) Hey, guys. I was like so excited to be here and I was like "Ahhh!" I swear I blew my moms ear drums because she's like that ya know because I come from a long line of like people with weak eyes cause I like am always so excited, ya know.
Everyone:......... o_0
Mickey: Oookay, so Let's meet the next homeslice... Wakka.
Wakka: Nice, mon. Dis is like da coolist ting ever. Ya know mon.
Mickey: That's a strong accent, bud.
Wakka: Ya. I'm from da south, bro.
Mickey: I heard the weathers nice there.
Wakka: Oh yeah cause we like it like dat.
Mickey: Me too. So, hands together for... Terra.
Terra: Hey, mouse-man (give Mickey a high five). Sup?
Mickey: Well, a lot since the show started.
Terra: Haha, well me too.
Mickey: You shake it over there cool guy. (points to the others)
Terra: I here ya. (walks away)
Mikckey: Haha, nice guy. I hope this next girl is too. She's... Aqua.
Aqua: Hello, Mickey. I'm a big fan.
Mickey: I know, lots of people are.
Auqa: Hehe, I can see why. You're so cute.
Mickey: *blushes* Well well well, meet me by the fire tonight...
Camera man: Psst, Mickey, man, you're MARRIED.
Mickey: Oh wha, oh yeah. I was just kidding. Well, if I'm not dead as soon as I get home, I might as well say my "hello's" to... Ven.
Ven: Awesome, man. (walks over and looks at Roxas).... lookin' good man.
Roxas: You too.
Mickey: Yeah, I'm not seein' a resemblance between those two. Well, welcome...
(The ground shakes and the sky darkens)
Sephiroth: (falls from the sky the way he did in FFVII) (He gets up and stares at Mickey) You're 24th player... couldn't make it. So I'll take his place. Or else!
Mickey: He he... Okay... j-just ch-chill and-and... DON'T HURT ME!
Sephiroth: That's what I thought. Hmph. So these are the losers I'm up against.
Coud: Hey, man. I didn't see you here last season! You got no God-give right to say that.
Sephiroth: Well... we'll see.
Mickey: Once again the will be two teams. The Steamboats and the Runaways. Everyone who was in season one stand over there and everyone who is new to Total Action Kingdom stand over there. The season onsies will be the Steamboats and the new guys are the Runaways. Now the Steamboats cabin is in the Chinese district and the Runaways will be in the German district. Get to it.
(The Steamboat's cabin)
Everyone: WOO HOO!
Yuffie: Alright. We rock. There is no way we are gonna lose to those noobs.
Tidus: Time to show what I'm made of... AGAIN!
Everyone: YEAH! ALRIGHT!
Sora: C'mon, let's be a team again guys. From now on, NO Goofy Dogs and NO Mighty Ducks!
Leon: Amen to that, bro.
Riku: Isn't it awesome that we're all on the same team. It would've sucked to be mixed in with the noobs.
Cloud: Let's DO IT!
Auron: woo hoo, yeah.
Aerith: I don't even care that you are so unentusiastec. Cause we rock!
(The Runaway's cabin)
(There are all sitting in thier cabin with a awkward scilence)
Terra: So...
Ven:......So...
Terra: Anyone... feel like winning.
Selphie: Omy my God, there was like this one time whe like everything was all like quiet and stuff and so we like ya know like tlaked about like the next challenge cause like my friends are like that ya know.
Axel: Hey, crazy chick's got a point. What do you guys think the next challenge will be
Sephiroth: No idea. But just because the losers have done this before, doesn't mean they have some sort of undeserved advantege.
Ven: Yeah, cause MIckey said evrything's gonna be different.
Vincent: I guess we have to hope for the best. Nothing more, nothing less.
Wakka: Da vampire's right mon. We gotta win dis is we wanna stay. Or else one a us is gonna home. We don't want dat. We just met, dude.
Lulu: What are you saying, party boy.
Wakka: What's I'm sayin' is dat we gotta introduce ourselves ya know.
Lulu: Okay, I know that you're a mindless boy toy is is probably good in challenges.
Seifer: Hey, ya know, I'm good too.
Lulu: By the way you said that, you probably aren't. So I don't know much about the cute one. (stare at Terra)
Terra: Huh? Me? No, I'm not that kinda guy. (winks at Aqua)
Aqua: *blushes*
Ven: Well, we have to pick somebody if we lose.
Sephiroth: The key word there is "if".
Namine: Yeah, we have a good chace of winning. By the looks of it, we have eight good athletes, me, Selphie, and Seifer.
Seifer: WHAT!?
Selphie: Hey, it's cool. I know I'm not athletinc, but this one time.
Lulu: We don't care, spazz. We need a game plan.
PA System: (Mickey's voice) G'day players. Time to head to the food lodge for lunch. You can choose any country to eat in. China, France, Italy, Canada, U.S.A we got 'em all. Enjoy.
(Italian Resturant)
(Aqua sits down by herself)
???: Mind if I join ya?
Aqua: Wha?
(Terra is standing over her)
Terra: I just wanted to know if this seat was taken.
Aqua: *blushes* No, not at all.
Terra: Good, (sits down) you know you blush a lot.
Aqua: Oh, I'm sorry.
Terra: No, I like it. It's cute.
(They stare into each others eyes and start to make out)
(The Chinese Resturant)
(Every one of the Steamboats are partying there)
(Namine peaks in to see what the noise is, Roxas sees her)
Roxas: Guys, I'll uhh... be right back. (He runs out after her)
(Outside Axel is flirting with Namine)
Axel: So yeah. That's how I became a member of Organization XIII.
Namine: *blushes* That is so intersting Axel.
Roxas: Yeah, so interesting. Know what else is interesting? Me taking Namine out for some Mexican food.
Namine: Hehe, thanks. (She takes his hand)
Axel: Funny, I was gonna take her to some Japanese food. I saw you wanted Chinese food, so I figured how different could Japanese be?
Roxas: It's REALLY diferent. So, do you like Mexican food.
Namine: I uhh...
Axel: No, You wanted Aisen food so...
Roxas: Well she sadi she like Mexican food.
Namine: Guys stop. I think I'll eat by myself tonight. (wlals away but runs afer she a good distance away)
Roxas: Look what you did, noob.
Axel: I think that you're the one who scared her off.
Roxas: Yeah, right.
Axel: Well, let's put a bet on it. First one to have her willingly kiss them wins the others vote in the finale.
Roxas: Deal considering you won't even make it that far.
Axel: I didn't see you getting that close last year either.
Roxas: We'll see.
(Confessional Stall)
Roxas: What is with that guy.
(Competition)
(All of the players are in front of Mickey in the Norway District
Mickey: I hope all of you enjoyed lunch. You better have since we fired Pete and got REAL chefs. Now it's time for you first challenge. Norway has become famous for it's mythical creatures and ferries. Each of your challenges on Total Action Kingdom will revolve around one of these countries. Now you may be wondering why we decided to go to Norway for the Fist challenge. Well that's becaous a grand explorer named Klaus Von Griffinthdor made his way across the mighty lands of the troll Gods armed with just a canoe.
Leon: That never happened. You just made that up.
Mickey:........o_0. Leon, must you emabrass me in front of the newbies. I want to make a good impression.
Leon: Well they'll just end up hating you just like we all did.
Mickey: True, but you guys were smarter.
Seifer: Hey! We're smart too.
Mickey: Whatever. So you will be in one of these big canoes with the rest of your team. You will paddle to the realm of the trolls where you must cross thier land, steal thier treasure, and come back... UNHARMED. So you must use your wits and brawn to get by these guys. By the way. Trolls are incredibly tough and crafty. So be on your toes. And... GO!
(The teams run to thier canoes)
(The Steamboats Canoe)
Roxas: So do you belive the story of the trolls.
Sora: Nah, Mickey's just trying to scare us.
Tifa: Even if there were trolls I could take them.
Roxas: I know. I saw you fight that monster in season one.
Tifa: That thing was weak.
Sora: Hey, that's a good plan.
Leon: What?
Sora: Even if there are trolls, it would be a good idea to keep Tifa in the front. She can clear a path for us.
Cloud: Now you're using your head, Sora.
Sora: Thanks.
Riku: But what if Tifa goes down? We need a back-up.
Tifa: I won't go down.
Leon: I think that me Cloud and Riku should fight in her place. While Aerith and Sora tend to her.
Tifa: I WON'T GO DOWN!
(The Runaway's canoe)
(Confessional Stall)
Larxene: Oh my God. These shows are so predictable. All you need to win is an alliance. And the perceft alliance members are someone stupid and someone desperate enough to actually fall for ridiclous lies and blindly follow me.
(Competition)
Wakka: Dis is like so cool, mon. I mean like da rowin' in dis breeze here. Dis is nice.
Seplie: Okay, I like love to row. Don't you? It's like so fun 'case it causes like bonding and like muscles and stuff.
(Confessional Stall)
Larxene: Perfect.
(Competition)
(Troll Island)
(Both teams arrive at about the same time)
Mysterois Growl: Aaaahhaarooo.
Namine: What was that? (She cuddles up against Roxas)
Roxas: (pats her back) Oh, nothing. I'll protect you.
Aerith: Ahem. Roxas, she's on the other team.
Roxas: Oh, yeah I knew that. (to Namine) Hey, watch for yourself okay.
Namine: Okay *blushes*. Bye Roxas.
Roxas: Bye Namine.
(The Runaways)
Lulu: I saw that.
Namine: Saw what?
Lulu: You were all over him.
Namine: I don't know what you're talking about.
Lulu: My moole drools less over a Bigg's Elixer.
Namine: Well, if you want the truth he is kinda cute.
Axel: I f you ask me he's a sap.
Lulu: Jealous, huh?
Axel: No, I just saw him chicken out in that episode of last season. He's a chicken.
Namine: He's not like that. He's cool and brave. I would've chickened out if I was against Cloud, too. He's strong.
Axel: I could've taken him.
Lulu: I'd like to see you try.
(The Steamboats)
Auron: Does anyone know which way the treasue is.
Leon: This map says that way.
Tidus: I don't see any trolls, though. Are you sure this is right.
Sora: For the last time there are no...
Myserious Growl: AROOOOGAR!
Sora: Uhh... I've been wrong before.
(Confessional Stall)
Sora: Okay, one thing is for sure. I am definately not a chicken.
(Competition)
(The Runaways)
Larxene: Oh Wakk, Selphie. Could I see you for a moment.
Wakka: Sure, bra.
Selphie: What is it?
Larxene: Okay, so I can get us to the final three.
Wakk: Waoh.
Selphie: Eeeee! The final three. Really?
Larxene: Oh yeah. But first you have to swear to be in the alliance, and never betray anyone in it.
Wakk: I can do dat.
Selphie: Sure.
Larxene: Good. Then we have a deal.
(Confessional Stall)
Selphie: Eeee! the final three. I am like so excited casue if I like get the money, I'll like make like all the stamps with like bananas on them and then I'll become like a zillionare so I'll be like able to buy like all the armoured bangles I like totally want. This is is like that cool.
(Confessional Stall)
Larxene: I can play these losers like a freakin violin. It is so easy, it's almost not fun... almost.
(Competition)
(The Steamboats)
(They found the treasure)
Cloud: No way. Check it out guys. This is major awesomness ringht here, bro.
Sora: (takes it) Boo ya!
Kairi: Om my God, Sora, you are so hot right now. (She kisses him)
Yuffie: Yeah, that's great now let's get outta here.
Tidus: Yeah. I'm leaving like right now.
( they go to turn around but there is a giant troll in the way)
Troll: You take me gold. Me take you life.
Everyone: Ahhhhhhh! (run away)
Troll: Come back now. Me no finish you.
Leon: (while running) Okay guys, we need a plan. Tifa, you think you can take?
Tifa: Are you kidding? Aint nobody that tough.
( They make it back to the canoes and get away)
Troll: No.
(The Runaways arrive)
Vincent: Yeah, we got it and not a troll in... (he looks up at it)
Troll: You take me treasure to.
Terra: Everyone! On the boat!
(Everyone gets in but Sephiroth)
Sephiroth: (To Troll) Boo.
Troll: Ahhhhh! (runs away)
Everyone: Yeah, go Sephiroth, ect.
( Back at the countries)
Mickey: And the Steamboat win. That means it's anybody one the Runaways tonight.
(Eliminations)
Mickey: You all cast your votes and you all had a lot of opinions here. So when I call your name, com and get a golden controller. To reprsent control and victory. First one is......... Terra........... Namine....... Sephiroth.......... Larxene......... Lulu........... Wakka.......... Ven......... Vincent......... Axel........ Aqua. Two of you remain. One controller remains. Seifer, you show plenty of phisical ineptitudes here. Selphie, you're just plain annoying. The final controler goes to.................................................................... Selphie.
Selphie: Eeeee!
Mickey: Siefer: You know what that means. Gotta take the boat ride home dude, but who cares right. You still get to go to Losers Les Resorto AND you have it all to yourself for the next three days. Talk about cool.
Siefer: Yeah, I guess. See you guys later. (walks away)
(after he leaves)
Axel: (whispering to Larxene) Yo, Larxene. You sure we should've voted him off. He looked pretty tough. I think you told us to vote for the wrong person.
Larxene: Oh no. He would've held us back. Trust me, I have a plan.