The Lightning Thief on FACEBOOK Chapter 1: The movie finally starts!, a percy jackson and the olympians fanfic

Here comes the first chapter of the rewrite! :D

Also, I didn't want to delete my first version, so the very first version is below the updated version. Just scroll down and you'll find it :)

Percy's POV

I was watching The Lightning Thiefwith my friends. Yeah, it's about me, and it's kind of weird to have a movie made about you and you're not acting you.

Especially when you actually watch it and you can't yell and kill the mortals who made it, because, unfortunately, mortals cannot be killed by celestial bronze.

It was kind of awkward, too, because we were linked to Facebook and so we could talk about the movie online with some of our "other friends."

So technically, Clarisse, me, Annabeth, Chiron, Travis and Connor, and a bunch of other people whose names I couldn't remember were watching the movie, while we each had laptops so we could share our comments about the movie with our friends online.

See, we narrated the movie on Facebook, while the others online would've probably been watching the video on Youtube or something. Connor and Travis were responsible to add whatever comments the people-in-the-room-who-are-watching-the-movie had.

So, we turned to movie on, and it started to play.

Lightning clouds appear on the screen. The lightning stops.

I could see Conner typing what was happening in the movie.

"I hate this," I declared.

"I can't wait until we get to the part where we beat up Medusa! And I whack her with a stick…" Grover said, excited.

"Let's just get on with the movie," Annabeth muttered.

Poseidon walks out of a river, freaking out an elderly man who is fishing.

"Conner," I said, "Like that for me, will you?"

Conner rolled his eyes but replied, "Got it!"

"Poor old man…" Annabeth murmured. I actually thought it was kinda funny.

"Hey guys!" Conner yelled, showing us his computer screen. "Luke replied!"

I gasped. Luke is on Facebook? I mean, he's dead, so he should be in Elysium…

"You know, Elysium has Internet," Nico commented.

"But where did he get the computer?" I asked.

Nico shrugged. "Probably bribed someone there to give it to him."

Poseidon turns into human form and walks towards the Empire State Building.

I gasped. "Someone's been impersonating Poseidon! I mean, since when did he have a tattoo?" I practically yelled.

I could see Conner fingers typing something. Probably my comment.

"Poseidon says, 'I like that tattoo. I think I'll get one after this movie.'" Conner said, using a deep voice.

"Oh shut up, Conner," I muttered.

Poseidon walks up to Zeus. "Zeus," he says. Zeus turns around. "Poseidon," he acknowledges.

Nobody commented,

Conner raised an eyebrow. "Okay, then, continue on with the movie."

"What do you see?" Zeus asks. "Thunderclouds," Poseidon answers, looking around. "But no lightning," Zeus says, "Stolen."

"Hmmm," Conner said, "It seems that Zeus is rather angry today. Searing spree, yes…"

I glanced at the computer. I saw Zeus's comment –Apparently, Facebook blocked all the swears and replaced them with ****'s. So, no bad words on the page. "Wait. Who tampered with the Safety options?" I asked.

Conner smirked. I typed in another comment, which ended up as this-

Conner Stoll: Conner is being a *****. Anyways, who's seen a god on a swearing spree?

Another comment came up.

Hermes: Since when did you call yourself a *****?

Conner quickly stole the laptop from me and continued to play the movie.

"What? You think I stole it?" Poseidon asks. "Omnipotence has blinded you, brother." Zeus replies, walking away.

"What's omnipotence?" Nico asked innocently.

"Power. Read more books, Nico!" Annabeth scolded.

"Yeah, like I would read a dictionary," Nico retorted.

"That's exactly what I want you to do."

The movie continued.

"We are forbidden from stealing each other's powers," Poseidon says. Zeus stops and turns to face Poseidon. "But our children aren't."

"Dun dun dun!" Conner said, making sound effects with the help of his brother.

"Oh shut up, Conner," Annabeth sighed.

"You're accusing my son?" Poseidon asks. "I haven't seen him since he was a baby. He doesn't even know you or who he is because of you!" "If your son is the thief," Zeus says, "Then I'll send him to the depths of Tartarus!"

"Ooh, harsh," Conner said.

Poseidon grabs Zeus by the collar. "If you touch him, you'll have the fight of your life," Zeus angrily pushes him back. "He must return the bolt in fourteen days, before midnight on the summer solstice."Zeus says, starting to walk towards the door. He turns around. "Or there will be war," he finishes, exploding the door into pieces. After he walks through, the fragments piece together again.

"Oh yeah, Dad, you are so awesome!" Thalia cheered.

"Whatever," I muttered.

"Admit it, my dad's better than yours."

"Yeah right," I scoffed.

PERCY JACKSON AND THE LIGHTNING THIEF

"Wow," Conner muttered, too soft for anyone to hear, "Everybody who's on Facebook right now like it."

"Finally!" I exclaimed.

"You know, from the wording, it says "Percy Jackson" and the lightning thief. So technically, from the title, you can tell that you're not the lightning thief." Annabeth said.

"Whatever," I said, rolling my eyes.

"Seaweed brain," Annabeth muttered.

Okay, so that's the end of chapter one. Now here's the original:

Lightning clouds appear on the screen. The lightning stops.

Luke Castellan and 14 others like this.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: I hate this.

Grover Underwood: I can't wait until we get to the part where we beat up Medusa! And I whack her with a stick…

Annabeth Chase: Let's just get on with the movie.

Poseidon walks out of a river, freaking out an elderly man who is fishing.

Percy Jackson and 21 others like this.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Oh yeah, Dad!

Annabeth Chase: Poor old man…

Luke Castellan: …

Poseidon: Oh yessss…

Percy Jackson: Dad!

Poseidon turns into human form and walks towards the Empire State Building.

Zeus, Luke Castellan, and 4 others like this.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: O:! Someone's been impersonating you, Dad! He doesn't even look like you! Since when did you have a tattoo?

Poseidon: I like that tattoo. I think I'll get one after this movie.

Thalia Grace: Dad's going to come in any second!

Poseidon walks up to Zeus. "Zeus," he says. Zeus turns around. "Poseidon," he acknowledges.

Thalia Grace, Percy Jackson, and 4 others like this.

"What do you see?" Zeus asks. "Thunderclouds," Poseidon answers, looking around. "But no lightning," Zeus says, "Stolen."

Luke Castellan likes this.

Comments:

Zeus: DISLIKE!

Percy Jackson: =_=

"What? You think I stole it?" Poseidon asks. "Omnipotence has blinded you, brother." Zeus replies, walking away.

Luke Castellan likes this.

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: Luke, why do you keep liking these scenes?

Luke Castellan: I thought it was obvious.

Nico di Angelo: What's omnipotence?

Annabeth Chase: Power. Read more books, Nico!

Nico di Angelo: Yeah, like I would read a dictionary.

Annabeth Chase: That's exactly what I want you to do.

"We are forbidden from stealing each other's powers," Poseidon says. Zeus stops and turns to face Poseidon. "But our children aren't."

Luke Castellan, Conner Stoll, Travis Stoll, and 5 others like this.

Comments:

Conner Stoll: *Drumroll*

Annabeth Chase: Oh shut up, Conner.

Zeus likes this.

Comments:

Conner Stoll: Ooh, harsh.

Percy Jackson: DISLIKE!

Poseidon: DISLIKE!

Zeus likes this.

Comments:

Thalia Grace: Oh yeah, Dad! You are so awesome!

Percy Jackson: Whatever.

Thalia Grace: Admit it. My dad's better than yours.

Percy Jackson: =.=

Poseidon: You know I'm on Facebook right now, too?

PERCY JACKSON AND THE LIGHTNING THIEF

Everybody likes this.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Finally!

Annabeth Chase: You know, from the wording, it says "Percy Jackson" and the lightning thief. So technically, from the title, you can tell that you're not the lightning thief.

Percy Jackson: Whatever.

Annabeth Chase: Same old Seaweed Brain.