Me: Well here's the first cliff hanger!

Roy: I hate this one...:(

Me: Screw you! I love this one cause it's funny.

Kimi:...

Me: Are you going to talk?

Kimi:...

Marth: Hey everyone! I'm Marth!

Roy: No shit sure lock. Everyone knows that

Marth: You don't have to be so mean about it! (It going into a whisper here) You know, Roy was always the bad sport. I think he needs to go to a sociologist or something'.

Roy: I heard that!

Me: This may go into a bad situation...he he

Marth: (Still whispering) No he really does! He get mad too much. Kimi gets him in trouble anyway. Good way to show that he's a man.

Kimi: Yup! It's fun getting' him in trouble!

Roy: That's it! This is going to be bloody murder! Runs after Marth & Kimi

Me: Ah...okay. Well anyway, I don't own Super Smash Brothers or any of these guys...well except Kimi. ...Hey don't kill them, Roy!

Kimi: Start it without us!

Me: Okay...here it goes! If you like it REVIEW!

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Marth, Link, and Roy went to the book store one day looking for a book-thats-kinda-strange kind of book. "I'll be over in the comedy section 'kay?" Link hollered. "Yeah, okay." Roy ran off somewhere. The I'm-going-to-kill-anyone-I-see-section, I think? Anyway, Marth went to the I-want-to-date-a-girl-and-I-need-extra-help-cause-I'm-stupid section. Looking, Marth found a book that said:

I-want-to-date-a-girl-and-I-need-extra-help-cause-I'm-stupid

He flipped through:

How To Date A Girl

Step 1: Make sure you actually KNOW what girl you're dealing with. If she's a mean son of a bitch, just hit her with a baseball bat.

Step 2: Give the person YOU choose a stupid flower. If she karate chops you, I can't help you there.

Step 3: Take her to the stupidest restaurant in the world! Not your town, the WORLD! Go to Iceland if you have to.

Step 4:If nothing' works, literally suicide yourself and make sure to tell a buddy to tell another buddy which tells the girl you like, your dead. She'll probably cheer and have a party and get her self drunk and then kill herself.

Marth stopped reading but didn't close the book. "This is a bunch of shit! How I'm I suppose to take out Yukari if this stupid thing doesn't say something descent." Marth looked back at the book, it said something...

Step 5: DUDE if this isn't what your looking for, go fuck yourself! Only a stupid idiotic bastard would buy me!

"What!"

Step 6: Yeah you heard me! ONLY A STUPID IDIIOCTICK BASTARD WOULD BUY ME! Man you guys are stupid!

"Why the hell are you talking to me?"

Step 7: Cause I think you are stupid enough to buy me and waste your cough well I mean Zelda's credit card.

"Why you-"

"Marth, why are you talking to yourself? You know that's humiliating." Roy coughed.

"AHHH! Don't do that Roy. You scared me." Marth panted. "What's you looking at?" "Roy, no!"

Step 8: So the dumb ass fire sword man is here isn't he?

"Marth, did you write in this?"

"No I didn't! The book writes stuff itself! It's Cursed I tell you, cursed!"

"Calm down Marth."

Step 9: HAHAHAHAHA! Who said the book writes words itself? Well maybe the stupid dog over there!

Marth starts to act like a dog.

"What? Who's doing this?"

Step 10: Why would I tell you, you damn person who loses all the time agasit me ALL the time. Man you can't fight worth crap...

"Okay that's it! Come on Marth, we are buying this book and go home." Roy closed the book and grabbed Link and bought the book.

They were all home and Kimi was walking around in circles in the lounge. "KIMI!" Roy roared with anger with REAL flames around him. "What!" She crossed her arms. "Can't you see I'm busy here?"

"Busy my ass! What's this for!"

"What?"

"THIS! I NO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT!" Roy handed her the book and she looked through.

Kimi blushed nervously, "Ah...Who wrote this?"

"YOU DID!"

"He he..." I started to run toward the door.

"Oh no, you don't!" Roy grabbed the bottom of her really short purple dress that went to my waist since it was the only thing flying at the time.

Still grabbing her dress, "Time for your punishment!"

"EEKKS!"

Me: Oh...you guys okay?

Marth: Does it look like it? Many blood marks all over

Kimi: I'm never being in your conversations ever again Marth.

Marth: I know.

Roy: Now where were we?

Me: It's over already...backs up

Roy: Okay, I didn't want to see it anyway. :)

Me: Um...okay, review please!

Roy: Or I'll cut your head off! Flames in background

Me: Don't threaten the readers! You'll scare them off! hits Roy on the back of his head

Roy: Wahh!

Me: If he attacks you, call me. I'll restrain him.