Alice skipped into the room.
"Look everyone! There's a new vampire book out!" She held up a thick black book with a red apple being held by two black and white hands on the cover. "Shall we read to see how much garlic we need to buy this time?" She laughed and the rest of the family joined in.
She opened the book and placed it onto the table for everyone to see. Everyone was home today. Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie, Esme and Carlisle surrounded the table, waiting to see what this author had made up about the 'mythical' creatures called vampires. Edward was last to join the group, he was always last, always bored. Fifteen years had passed since he left Bella to continue her life without him, a 'mythical' creature, yet to him it felt like less than a day ago that he saw her anguished face in the forest. Usually he wouldn't even care for a new book, yet something Alice was trying to hide in her thoughts had him intrigued, he was never intrigued.
They all began to read, flipping each page after less than three seconds. After a couple of pages though each of their amused expressions had changed to one of confusion, this story was sounding far too familiar.
And then on the sixteenth and seventeenth pages, the seven beautiful statues froze. They looked up at each other silently. Edward felt less bored than he had in a decade. He was the first to look down again and keep reading.
They didn't stop again until they completed the novel. Alice's hand was the only thing that moved, closing the book leaving the front cover staring up at them accusingly.
The family of vampires was rendered speechless.
An hour had probably passed, and still none of them had moved. How could they move? The chapter of their lives that they never talked about, for Edward's sake had been turned into a four hundred and thirty-four page novel.
"That idiotic girl," Rosalie was the first to speak, in an accusing whisper.
Didn't you ever wonder if books like Twilight and Harry Potter were written about ACTUAL things that happened but they were disguised as fiction so people would never in their wildest dreams believe it to be true?
More to come if you beg for it. Otherwise this stays as a one-shot forever.