Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, implied sexual situations and terms and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't own or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
That banned word for a town
Chapter 1: The Letter
One chilly yet sunny morning had settled over the little sleepy quaint yet semi- normal mountain town which it was another calm before a shit storm day. Cut to South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office that Mayor McDaniels seated in her nice comfortable and fancy brown colored leather executive chair that she was early there than usual to work on her paperwork while she has her quiet time before the next crazy punch in the stomach. That is when Johnson came scrolling in there with a couple of fresh hot coffee and muffins from Tweak Bros coffee shop for breakfast and snacking out through the day .
"Johnson, what do we have on the agenda today?" McDaniels asked while she was looking over her paperwork as Johnson had put her special made coffee which it was a chocolate mocha. When all sudden Freddie came walking in with a large legal envelope in his hands that he has a very concerned look on his face right now. "Oh, what is it now, Freddie?"
"Uh, excuse me, madam mayor that you needs to take a look at this now?!" Freddie said which the tone of his voice was filled with great concern as he looks at his superior when had puts the opened envelope in front of her on her desk that she had pulled the papers out of it that she had taken a quick glance at it that she had formed a pissed off look upon her face.
"Goddamnit... Not this bull shit again, really? These idiots waited since July to say something that one of our town's children had insulted their town with the offense word in their eyes "Sagnasty" that they wanted a public apology from our town's children for their insult..." McDaniels said while rolling her eyes that she don't have time for crap right now.
"So, mayor...What we're going to do about this matter?!" Johnson asked while he was standing next to them that she had spits her tea back into her coffee mug when she was reading the letter that she looks very shocked to what she had read a few seconds ago.
"Why I'm wanted to forces our children to apologizes to the citizens of Saginaw, Michigan for that they're telling the truth, Johnson?!" McDaniels replied while she was resting her left cheek on her left palm at that moment. "Johnson, call an emergency council meeting now!"
"Yes, madam?!" Johnson said as he looks at his boss for a quick second.
"Or second thought, just call BarBrady to get those brats over here now along with their parents too." McDaniels demanded as she looks back at him."Well, once again that I'm see day is about to get worse even I'd to quiet everybody in town about those damned drones and those werewolves attacks that happened around Halloween?!"
That Johnson had pulls his cell out of his pocket which he was dialing BarBrady's number at the moment. "His cell is ringing right now, madam?!"
Meanwhile across town at the same time, cut at a local park that the boys were having a snow ball fight with Craig and those guys that Dovakhiin was with them in the middle of the fun when BarBrady came walking up to them. That Dovakhiin has a snowball gun which he was hiding behind the snow drift with Butters along with Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle .
"You guys are so screwed right now?!" Craig said while he was hiding with those guys behind the other snow drift that was made from the snow that was covering the basketball court.
"LOL... Really, Craig that you're wrong that we have a secret weapon!" Cartman said along with a laugh.
"Yeah, right, Cartman that you're lying to us right now?!" Craig replied which he had shrugged his shoulders at them when all sudden Clyde had got hit by one snowball that came from the gun that Cartman was holding the canon like gun in his hands which Clyde had started to cry at that moment. That is when all sudden they had started the snowball fight with each other's which one of them had hit BarBrady in the face.
Uh, hi, Officer BarBrady!" Stan said which his heavily plump cheeks were beaten red as he cheerful smiled at the slightly overweight yet bumbling police chief who was standing there straightening his glasses up after being hit with a snowball.
"Oh, hamburgers that I'm so grounded right now?!" Butters said which he was the one who had thrown the snowball at BarBrady's head that BarBrady was fine.
"What's up, BarBrady?" Dovakhiin asks which all of the boys came over to the slightly overweight middle-aged police chief.
"Boys, we needs you all down at City Hall now?!" BarBrady said that all of the boys just stood there and looking at each other's.
"But why, BarBrady?!" Kyle said which he was wondering why they needs to go down to city hall.
"How the hell should I know that Mayor McDaniels wants to see you all at her office now that is all that I'm known?" BarBrady said while he was shrugging his shoulders at them that he had the call from Johnson that Johnson only told him to get the kids and bring them to the mayor.
"Why I've this feeling that we're in big trouble right now when the mayor had asked for us which it is usually something that we had done, or needed help for something?!" Kyle said while he had looks at Stan who was standing there looking very confused at the moment.
"Boys, just come with me that I'm needed to get back on my patrol and filling assignments sheets out after I'd dropped you off." BarBrady said that is when they had decided to go along with the chief that they were heading for city hall.
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A few minutes later... Back at City Hall in the main upper hallway that leads to the mayor's office that the boys were being escorted by Officer BarBrady to the mayor that they're in a great surprise right now. Which their parents was there that they're standing in front of her desk that they'd gathered around the mayor who was pacing back and forth in the middle of the room that she has her arms going everywhere right now.
"Mayor, why the hell they had waited so long to demands an apology from our kids that this group of pro Saginaw, Michigan supporters wants from us?!" Gerald said after reading the letter that the mayor had shown it to him, because he is the city attorney which she had stopped in her tracks to look at him that Sheila was standing next to him.
"Duh... I know that, Gerald that this reminds me of that time with that lawsuit that involved those certain pain in the ass celebrities which something is behind this outrage that my hindsight is telling me right now?!" McDaniels replied while she was rolling her eyes at him with great disgust as she walks behind her desk at that moment.
"Gawd...What is wrong with those people that they handled the sad truth about their town?!" Randy said when he had stepped forward from the small throng of parents who are standing before the mayor .
"Wait a minute that you're saying that my old town is having a fit about the children had preferred Saginaw as Sagnasty?!" Dennis said which he and his family are from Saginaw to escaped with Dovakhiin from the gang violence that plagued there and the government was after his son. That is when the boys and Officer BarBrady came walking in there which all of the adults who were in the room already that looks pissed at them.
"Uh, shit that we are in big trouble right now?!" Stan said as he looks at the glaring adults who were standing there with their arms folded as they looks back at them.
"Boys, we have a serious problem right now that came from your mouths again which we are here because the mayor had called us here?!" Randy said.
"Butters, you're grounded for a month, young man?!" Stephen said when he had stepped forward which Butters had trembled in fear at that moment, but the mayor had motioned him to calm down with her left hand.
"What the hell that we did now?" Kyle asks which he was looking very concerned at the adults right now.
"Little boy that we had gotten a nasty letter from a group of Saginaw, Michigan supporters who wanted you kids to apologize to them about insulting their town?!" McDaniels said as she came around her desk with the letter that she was holding tightly in her left hand after she had grabbed it from her desk.
"What? All of the kids said in unison which they along with the help of the Saginaw Kids to saved the local kids' town from a dark presence that was released by Dovakhiin's arch rival, King Cornelius back in July.
"That I take it that those people in Saginaw has sand in their vagina, mayor?" Cartman said along with a light chuckle that had made Mayor McDaniels had rolled her eyes at him which she wasn't amused at all.
"Eric, naughty?!" Liane said that is when she had hauled off to slap him in the back which Kyle had gotten enjoyment out of it.
"Awww... You fucking bitch?!" Cartman muttered under his Pop tart smelling breath as he rubbed his head to soothes the pain.
"But anyway that we needs to come up with a plan to deal with these over sensitive ass clowns?!" McDaniels said as she looks into everyone's faces who had gathered around her.
"Really? They are pissed because that truthful nickname that existed for a decade that struck into the very fabric of the town's youth and gang culture, but why they're get offended about it now?!" Dovakhiin said while he just stood there and blinks his eyes many times.
"Hold on there for a minute you guys, where the hell did they had found out about us and the town that we lives in?!" Kenny mumbles out loud as he looks up at the mayor who was standing there looking very dumfounded right now.
"Maybe a fucking Douchebag from that pansy ass support group for that crime filled rust bucket for a city had heard us while staying at Princess Rain's house during the battle of Saginaw." Cartman said while he was finishing eating his pop tarts which the crumbles were falling on the carpeted floor that Mayor McDaniels doesn't looks very pleased at all right now.
"But why they'd waited this so long to complaint and demands an apology from us?" Linda said which she is a member of the city council.
"Well, it is called a publicity stunt, Linda which I've no patience to deal with these distractions that I've to plans to work on the town's food drive for Thanksgiving and Christmas lights festival right now?!" McDaniels said which she was seated at her desk that she looks very annoyed right now.
"Mayor, the people of Saginaw gets very demanding and over offended about something stupid like this , not focusing on the crime that happening over there?!" Dennis added as he had placed both of his palms on her desk.
"Mr. Hughes, I've face about anything during my venture as mayor of this town which I don't back down from this matter either."McDaniels replied as she looks back at Dennis with concern yet bravely filled in her hazel- blue eyes that both Johnson and Freddy had flankered next to their superior on each side along with BarBrady at that moment.
"My honor that I think the reason is, because they wants a squeaky clean image of Saginaw for businesses to set shop up there which the violent crime had damaged Saginaw's reputation over the years." Dennis added.
"Really, Mr. Hughes? That we had face every threat and disasters that ranges from manmade and supernatural which I don't want to burst their pride bubble on who has the better town or have the sympathy vote?!" McDaniels said that Johnson had look at her with great amazement for standing her ground.
"Mayor is right that we had dealed with many crazy stuff while living in this town?!" Gerald added.
"But one thing that I'm worried about this that will become another public spectacle that we had with the word "Fag' to called those annoying Harley riders to calling Tom Cruise; a fudge packer along with his 199 celebrities friends had threatened a lawsuit on us?!" McDaniels said which she had given a dark glare at the boys which they had lowers their heads in fear.
"To Be Continued"
Author's Notes: I'd gotten this idea from one of the police and emergency dispatch pages on Assbook AKA Facebook about people gets over offended from the word" Sagnasty" that had caused outrage among the town's supporters a few weeks ago which it was true that they can be assholes that I'm can't commented on those pages because I'd deals with them one time... never again.. Plus it is the sequel to my Another Epic Power Struggle fic now on to the second chapter.