Ok, I've officially lost my mind. Yes, I am serious, you are not wrong, this IS a Fem! Woody/ Toy! captain America fanfic. I am not crossing this over because honestly it's just toy Cap, I don't think it needs to be a crossover. I know what some of you are thinking "But Jessie IS the female version of Woody!" No, No not really, their personalities differ a lot to be honest, I know again "What about Buzz?"

Well, read and find out.

Birthdays, every toy has a love hate relationship with their owner's birthday, seeing how that means new toys. On one hand a couple new friends, on the other, a toy that may or may not think it's real and make the other toy's life hell for somewhere between two to three weeks if they're lucky.

Right now, every toy with fingers were crossing them, hoping Bonnie just got a new stuffed animal, seeing how they have no problem seeing they're toy's.

"Now, remember to give these new toy's a big Andy-...Bonnie's room welcome." Woody reminded everyone as she nervously moved her fingers through her short dark brown yarn-like hair. Nobody brought up her little flub, it's been only a few months since Bonnie took them in, all the toy's were still adjusting to the change.

"Calm yourself, Sherriff. It'll be alright. You've done this many times." Buzz reassured her, Woody chuckled a bit.

"It's just, I heard Bonnie's mom she was getting her an Avenger for her birthday. Lets hope it's not the Hulk. I don't have the patience for that." Woody told him as she frantically gestured about.

"Oh my, an Avenger. I do hope it's not Thor." Pricklepants worriedly stated.

"What's wrong with Thor? I figured you'd like him seeing how you both talk a like" Buttercup snickered and Pricklepants let out a bitter huff,

"Thor is just so...Loud."

"What if it's Iron man?" Jessie asked from atop the bed, her legs crossed.

Several groans swept through the bedroom at the thought of that.

"I hope not. I really don't have the patience for that." Woody shook her head, her yarn hair moving with her head.

"Well no matter who it is, we must treat them with respect." Buzz stated finally, earning several nods from everyone. The sound of rushing footsteps alerted everyone, they quickly fell into place as Bonnie and her three friends excitedly ran around, collecting every toy they could, once everyone was accounted for, they rushed outside to play.

It turns out, Bonnie gotten the new Captain America action figure and boy did she love it, for a good two hours it was nothing but action between Bonnie and her friends, Captain America, Woody, and Slinky had to defend the haunted bakery from the evil doctor porkchop and his brainwashed companion Buzz Lightyear, it involved a lot of fighting, mainly between Buzz and Cap. Trixie and Rex came in the later time as Buzz had somehow blasted everyone back to the dinosaur period. Eventually it ended when Cap had saved lady Woody from Mr. Pricklepants evil clutches and gave the Cap a kiss on the cheek as a reward. It only ended there because it was finally time for cake and everyone rushed inside, leaving the toy's outside for the time being.

Everyone came to life once the coast was clear.

Woody was the first to stand, clapping any dust and debris off her plastic hands.

"Well that was an interesting ending." She mumbled, everyone nodded in agreement. Feeling her head, Woody realized her hat seemed to be missing, before she could look for it, someone tapped her shoulder.

"Ma'am, you seemed to have dropped your hat."

Turning, Woody looked at Cap. Her brown hat in his hands.

"Oh, Thank you." She smiled at him and took her hat back, twirling it a bit before placing it back on her head.

"That was some fighting, Captain." Buzz complimented, everyone agreed and Cap just smiled at all of them.

"Thanks, I'm glad I can hold up to my movie counterpart."

Everyone let out a sigh of relief, he knew he was a toy based on a movie, that was good, less work for them. Soon, everyone was introducing themselves to the new toy, Trixie seemed to fawn over him almost immediately, much to the dismay of Rex just standing off in the background.

"What a colorful array of characters this girl has." Cap observed once everyone shook his hand, Woody chuckled,

"Well, that's good isn't it?"

The Captain looked over at her and noticed that she had her hat tipped a bit over her eyes a playful smile on her lips. It looked like Captain was getting ready to say something when they all heard Bonnie and her friends coming back, hyped up more than every do to the sugary cake, everyone dropped and was ready for another intense playdate.

Eventually, it ended neatly with Buzz regaining his mind, stopping the evil doctor porkchop, and helping the cap fight off the dino's as they flew on Buttercup's back.

Bonnie and her friends brought them back inside, dumping them on the bed before scurrying downstairs to watch a bunch of movies together.

"You seem to have a bad habit of losing this." Buzz heard the Captain say as he handed Woody back her hat, yet again.

"I do, trust me." Woody confirmed as she stood on the bed, taking her prized hat back. Once the hat was back on her head, she cleared her throat and quickly a did a role call, making sure everyone was accounted for and that no toy was left outside in the dark.

Buzz noticed that this seemed to impress the new toy as she did this, clearly he figured she wasn't the one in charge. With his shield on his back, Cap was quick to listen to the rules stated around here, thankfully, she trimmed down on them ever since she befriend Buzz all those years back. Still, he had no problem nodding along and listening to her.

"You don't seem like a toy that needs batteries." Woody finished as she peeked around at the caps back, making sure there was no battery panel.

"I'm not. Are you?" With literally no warning, he reached behind her and pulled her pull string.

Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

"Hey!" Woody gave his hand a quick slap, instantly both Buzz and Jessie seemed like they were going to step in, but Woody was quick to put a hand up to stop them.

"It's alright, he's new, I'll let it pass. Cap, this shouldn't be said more than once, much like humans, you mustn't touch a toy's parts without permission, a lot of toys fresh out of the box seem to forget that little rule." She warned him, waving a finger threateningly in front of the action figure. He nodded quickly.

"My bad, my bad. I saw the string and didn't think. I'm sorry."

"Just don't do it again." She warned before walking away.

The moment Woody was gone, Buzz took the opportunity to walk up to Captain America, the toy gave him a look before sighing.

"Are you going to scold me now?" Cap sternly asked and Buzz chuckled,

"Please, she can take care of herself."

"Oh...Are you and her..." Cap asked pointing to Woody then back to Buzz.

"Oh. Nonononononono. We're only friends been that way for almost...twenty years."

Cap let out a low whistle at that.

"Twenty?"

"Yep."

"So out of curiosity...Does she have anyone?"

Buzz placed a hand on Cap's shoulder before walking off saying,

"If you think you have a shot, go for it, but don't be surprised if she turns you down."

Cap just smiled and looked at the retreating action figure, before back to Woody, the cowgirl talking to Dolly and Buttercup. It sounded almost like a challenge.

Captain America was never one to turn down a challenge...

Again, I AM AWARE OF HOW CRACKY THIS FIC IS! but I love it. I can see it going on. Please, if you don't like the idea of a fem Woody being with Toy Captain, or just the idea of a Female Woody then...Can't help you. Please, understand that this was just a fic made on a whim, I do plan on making more chapters.

Be kind in your reviews.