A/N this story is going to be a complete parody of Naruto
Disclaimer: you know the drill I do not own anything
Chapter 1: why the third hokage never buys Naruto ramen.
"Hey old man!" Naruto shouted.
"What is it Naruto?" the third asked.
"Can we go buy some ramen?" Naruto asked.
"Fine," the third said with a sigh.
-later on at ichiraku ramen-
"One miso ramen and one pork ramen please!" the third said.
"Coming right up! Ayame one miso and one pork!" Teuchi shouted to his daughter in the kitchen.
Very soon the food was brought out and the third and the boy finished their bowls of ramen. The third was about to say thank you, but was cut off with a cry of "More please!" From Naruto.
The third watched as he finished the second bowl and was about to say thank you again, when the boy replied "More!"
The third watched with a dazed expression as Naruto finished his tenth bowl of ramen. His expression turned horrified as he watched the boy finish his fifteenth bowl and still going strong.
-After the 25th bowl-
The third was weeping out anime tears as Naruto finished and said "thank you!" Naruto then left the stand.
The third was leaving too until he saw a kitchen knife thrown like a dagger embedded into the wall to the left of his head. He turned around and saw Teuchi with an evil gleam in his eyes, who then said "where do you think your going, You still need to pay for this," as he pointed to the ramen.
"How much," the third asked horrified of the response he would get. His horror was right as Teuchi handed him the bill. I didn't even know that many zeros existed the third thought.
The third had a heart attack when he thought of how much money the ramen would take.
-two days later, in the hospital-
"Hey old man, can we go out for ramen again when your better?" Naruto asked. His question was answered with a horrified "No!" From the third.
-Seven years after that day-
Iruka sighed as he heard Naruto's response to the question as he watched Naruto clean up the pain on the hokage's monument. I should have known Iruka thought sadly then said "After this is done why don't we get some ichiraku's?" He asked Naruto.
"Okay!" Naruto replied happily.
The next morning, Iruka was evicted for not being able to pay his rent.
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Omake: Why Sasuke really hates Itachi.
"My dream is something I will make into a reality... I will revive my clan and kill a certain person." Sasuke said.
Okay, so I have a fan girl, an idiot, and a revenge seeking brooder, what to do Kakashi thought.
I hope he doesn't mean me Naruto thought.
Sasuke's amazing Darn right Sakura and inner sakura thought.
But, what no one knew is why Sasuke really hated Itachi...
Flashback jutsu:
"Why! Itachi Why?" Sasuke asked him.
"To test my strength" Itachi replied.
"No, I'm asking why you told my fan girls where the compound was and stole the last pocky stick!" He shouted.
Itachi sweatdropped and asked "You don't even care the clan is dead?"
"They're dead!" Sasuke screamed, as Itachi faceplanted and used a powerful genjutsu to show him eating the last pocky stick again and again. Sasuke then cried out in pain.
Release!
"We shall meet tomorrow morning at seven." Kakashi stated.
Omake end!