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Scene
I: summer camp, the last week
Megan: Jennie, I've had
so much fun this summer. I learned to play a new instrument, I met a
boy, and thanks to you I learned to haggle $70 jeans down to $25.
Best of all, my two boobish brothers weren't here to mess it all up.
I'm really going to miss it here.
Jennie: Hey, do you
realize how much more you can afford once you learn to haggle? And
now you have an instrument you can march with, and a penpal. Give
your brothers a break. I'm sure they can't be as bad as you say.
Megan: They're pathetic! One has his head stuck so far
into the books he can't socialize properly, and the other thinks
girls are toys. His philosophy is "get some, then you're done".
Jennie: Well, we still have a week left. And I still have
to teach you how to make a clay pot. I owe you, remember? Bobby is
still walking funny after the paintball incident. That's what he gets
for cheating on me with Rachel.
Megan: It's okay, it's
just practice for when I go home.
(Wendy enters)
Wendy:
Hey guys! Jennie, did you listen to Drake's new song yet?
Megan:
Are you ever going to give up on my brother? He's such a boob!
Wendy: There's more to Drake than that.
Jennie:
I haven't listened to it yet. You guys need to get ready for
dinner.
Megan and Wendy: Okay.