I do not own Reborn. Or the other characters. Those rights belong to Amano Akira-San. This is pure crack, and will most likely be made into a series of one shots ;P possible ooc-ness, but I hope not :)

enjoy :D

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Mukuro Rokudo had fit into the couple life quite well. He'd waltz home after a busy day of being bothered by Ken and Chikusa, and awaiting him was his lovely uke, serving up a plate of dinner. Often, the mist guardian would creep up behind the brown haired Vongola, and startle him with a surprise hug.

"Mukuro-Sama!" Blushed Tsunayoshi, his feminine eyes staring at the said person. Bending down so that they were the same height, Mukuro inched closer, before drawing in to a soft kiss, therefore making Tsuna a new shade of red. The purple-haired man didn't care for the mafia, they sickened him. However, Tsunayoshi-kun was most definitely an exception.

"Tuna fish, Tuna fish, Tuna fish! Eat up, because you're going to need all the strength you can get, I plan to take over your body in more ways than one tonight" Winked Mukuro, Releasing his arms from the innocent Tsuna, and sitting at the dinner table.

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After their romantic meal for two, Tsuna would do the washing up, whilst Mukuro either watched him intently, planned the night's next bedroom adventures -Hey, he was a mist guardian, he took sex to a whole new level- or 'tried' to help out.

The times when Mukuro did help however, either resulted in smashed plates, half washed glasses, a water fight, or the two of them making out (Tsuna often ending up falling into the sink). Hence why Tsunayoshi often came prepared with armbands nowadays.

However, there was a slight problem for Mukuro that particular night. Tsuna had said nothing about it at the table, he remained pretty calm washing up. But the minute things led to the bedroom... Tsunayoshi burst out laughing. At first, Mukuro's reaction was to nervously laugh along, pretending he didn't miss the joke, whenever his Tsuna-kun had said it. After a while though, he got a bit paranoid, did he look OK? Sure, his little uke's laughing face was so super cute, but why was he laughing so much?

20 minutes later, Mukuro was led silently in bed, beside his finally calming down from laughter partner. Sniggering, the Vongola boss turned to his beloved mist guardian, and came clean. "Earlier, Gokudera-kun and I went shopping, for groceries. We went out of town looking for some really nice high quality meat for our meal I prepared, and, well, Gokudera stumbled upon these..." Tsuna then reached under the bed to pull out a brightly coloured packaging, with the words 'scary eye contacts' written in a Halloween-esque font. Mukuro glanced at the all too familiar contacts, bright red, with interchangeable kanji. Groaning, Mukuro facepalmed. He'd been uncovered as a fraud.