A/N: A very stupid poem, composed at a sleepover in which me and my friends got hyper on Coke and wrote this poem. We laughed like all get-out when we wrote this. Enjoy, and please don't take it seriously.
I like Nate very much and he is one of my favorite characters on the show and I do not think he is arrogant. It's just a crazy joke, people.
This is based on the TV show only.
We wrote this with our Gossip Girl information only up to Season 2, Episode 3. We didn't know what would happen in future episodes.
Disclaimer: It's all Gossip Girl's. Go Gossip Girl!
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Hi my name's Nate
And I'm hot but guys don't hate
I'm from New York so I hate the Red Soxers
I once jumped out of a window wearing only my boxers!
I once went out with a bitch named Blair
But she was too overprotective and collected my facial hair
And now I'm stuck between Katherine and Vanessa
And the hot face in the mirror above my dresser!
My dad's in hiding from the FBI
And about it I have to lie
And it totally sucks and all because now
The sunglassed jerks have moved into my house!
I think I'm extremely hot
But as you can guess, my personality's not
And I am just as arrogant as my butt is cute
And so most women I've known have given me the boot
And now that I'm done with this dumbass poem with little sorrow
I hope I'll have the guts to read this out loud in English tomorrow!
All this poemy stuff is making me hungry.
I think I'm going to go eat a sandwich.