Palutena's Guidance

Now that Smash Bros for Wii u is out, everyone tried out Palutena's guidance on all the fighters. But what would it be like if Palutena's guidance was used on other characters who are not fighters? Well … here you go.

Chapter 1: Cut Characters Part 1

Pichu

"So this is Pichu, huh?" asked Pit standing in front of the Pokemon.

"Correct." said Viridi. "Pichu is the pre-evolved form of Pikachu. It's not as powerful or skilled as its second stage. Which is why it damages itself when using electrical attacks."

"It hurts itself with electrical attacks?" Pit asked with disbelief. "But pretty much all its attacks are electric. Can it at least heal itself on its own?"

"No, that would have been a great idea." said Viridi. "No wonder it got kicked out."

Pit stared at the Pichu. "Sooooooo, just wail on him?"

"Yep."

"Pichuuuu!"

Roy

"Wow, its Roy ….. from which Fire Emblem Game?"

Palutena spoke to Pit. "Careful, Pit. He has the same moves as the Hero Prince, Marth."

"So he's another clone?"

"Don't underestimate him …" Palutena tried to think of something else. "I haven't played Melee in years. I got nothing."

"N-Nothing? But your Lady Palutena." said Pit. "You're the Goddess of Light of this world …. No wait. Smash Bros. … is this game canon to the rest of the series? Do Roy and Ike know each other?"

"We're not supposed to talk about that!" Viridi shouted.

Wolf

"Looks like I'm up against Wolf. How's it going buddy?" Pit asked nervously.

Wolf only growled in anger.

"Pit, be extra careful with Wolf, his fury burns hotter than my spicy chili surprise."

"And we all know why." Pit felt the back of his head.

Seeing Wolf getting more irritated, Palutena changed the subject. "He is the leader of Star Wolf, a group of bounty hunters competing against Star Fox. He has the same moves as Fox, but he is slower, thus has much stronger attacks."

"Huh, Star Wolf and Star Fox. So is there a Star Dog, or Star Jackal, Star Coyote? How about a Star Dingo?" Pit suddenly became excited. "You know, I was once a dog. I could star my own team!"

"And leave me behind?" Palutena asked playfully.

"No, I will never do that to you, Lady Palutena!"

"Of course you won't. I'll never allow you to make a choice." said Palutena in a sinister voice.

"Uuuuuh, what does that supposed to mean?" asked Pit.

Ice Climbers

"Pit, do you remember these two?" Palutena asked Pit.

"I sure do. They're the Ice Climbers … but why were they cut for this installment?"

"3DS limitations." answered Palutena.

"Limitations?" asked Pit. "What are you talking about? That system had enough room for our game. Do you remember those chapters and collectibles? Incredible! They even managed to fit in Lucina and Pitoo in the 3DS Smash Bros. game."

"Pit, there's a lot you don't know about game development and data storage." said Palutena.

"There's a lot he doesn't know in general." Viridi then butts in.

"Oh Great, what do you want?" asked Pit.

"Me? I'm here to tell you how horrible these people are."

Pit and Palutena raised an eyebrow. "Popo and Nana? What have they done wrong?" asked Pit.

"These children use their hammers to whack poor defenseless sea lions." Viridi said with sympathy.

"Sea Lions? I don't remember that in their game." said Pit.

"I thought they fought strange hairballs with beaks." said Palutena.

"Hairballs with beaks? You're thinking about a different game?" said Viridi. "Now I shall call upon the forces of nature to wipe these two off the face of the Earth!"

Pit gasped. "Don't do that! Haven't they've suffered enough? They were in as many Smash Bros. Games as Dr. Mario."

"And they're at my temple in the sky." added Palutena.

End of Chapter

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