DISCLAIMER: I don't own any characters, yo!
A smirk fell across Banjo's face when he read a certain surprising letter. "KAZOOIE! I'm going to be in a game show!" he yelled at his famous side-kick.
"What is it now?" Kazooie was angry after being woken up. Banjo's one-room house wasn't the best place to sleep, especially with a temper like Kazooie's.
"I'm going to be in a game show!" Banjo repeated.
"Oh... what show?" Considering he let her live with him, Kazooie was nicer towards Banjo, although sometimes crankiness can get the best of her.
"Um... Wheel of Fortune! And according to the letter, it seems like Mumbo and Bottles are coming too!"
"Great! Can I come, too?" Kazooie had to come, because Banjo's house didn't have TV!
"Sure!" Banjo proclaimed.
Banjo and Kazooie then set out on another journey. Luckily for them, Grunty's lair wasn't too far away (that was where the game show would be hosted).
"Aren't you scared that this may be a trap? I'd hate to have beetle-breath freaking out while Grunty enslaves us all." Kazooie asked Banjo.
"Silly Kazooie, Grunty hasn't actually used her lair in... 9 years!" This was true, because ever since the "silly" old hag was rescued by her sisters, she hadn't set foot in her old lair.
They walked on. The bridge had been rebuilt, surprisingly, and it was much easier to get into the lair.
It had been quite a while since the two heroes had been in Grunty's Old Lair, and apparently, the rocks that used to block the entrance way had been rid of. The place look newly refurbished, and some of the old textures had been redone.
Moments inside the lair, a sudden speaker system went off. "Banjo and Kazooie, will you please proceed into Mumbo's Mountain? Thank you." Doing as it said, they wobbled inside the first level.
The place couldn't be more different! Although refraining the same landscaping, many flags and arrows were present. They all pointed to a plateau near the mountain. Banjo and Kazooie trotted there, and took a seat among a crowd of other people that they recognized from the Banjo-Kazooie universe.
A human stood upon a pedestal placed in the middle of the plateau. "Welcome to the 1st biannual Banjo-Kazooie Wheel Of Fortune! Here are our 20 contestants! Banjo, Bottles..." Kazooie gave the announcer a bad look. "Erm, I mean 21 contestants! Banjo, Kazooie, Bottles, Mumbo, Wumba, Grunty, Conga, Nipper, a snippet, Clanker, Boggy, Boggy's wife, Gobi, Sleeper (the ghost), Boom-box, Eyrie, Gnawty, Nabnut, the queen Zubba, and Captain Blackeye! Let's give them all a great clap!" The only one who clapped was the announcer, due to the fact that everyone else was being clapped to.
"Nabnut is hungry!" complained Nabnut. "You said this would be an all out dinner, not a game show!"
"I, Zubba Queen, also wishes to know where all my honey is at!"
"Woah, guys, I only told you guys about a game show on your letters!" the announcer said.
"No you didn't, it's here on my letter!" Gobi said as he held up his letter, which promised infinite supplies of water. "I don't want to have to live with them again!" Gobi was angered at Banjo and Kazooie's presence.
"Well, anyway, you guys are all in this game show whether you like it or not!" the announcer pulled a switch and the level exit/entrance was blocked! "Now, who wants to go first?"