Hey everyone, this is my first Ed, Edd n Eddy crossover with a game so to speak. It was a challenge issued by Gamelover41592. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did writing it. Also this takes place after Ed Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show.
I do not own Ed, Edd n Eddy, they belong to Cartoon Network
I do not own Pirates101 they belong to KingsIsle Entertainment, Inc.
Chapter One: The adventure begins...
We come to a quaint green house in the cul-de-sac. Where three teens were residing in the living room. The tallest out of the group had orange hair, one long mono-brow, and turquoise eyes. A white long sleeve T-shirt, covered by a green short sleeve jacket and black pants. He yawned bored, as he laid down on the floor and started to pick up the couch with ease. This teen was named Edwin Tisdale, and he was the strongest out of the group of teens.
The next teen was the shortest out of the bunch; he had black hair that stuck out in three single spikes, and he had sapphire blue eyes. He had on a black T-shirt, which was covered by an unzipped yellow jacket with a hood, and blue jeans. He played with a yo-yo for a few minutes. His name was Eddy McGee and he was the leader of the group. He was on the couch that Ed was lifting up.
The last teen was about average height between the two other teens. He had on a black cap, which covered his black hair. His eyes were emerald-green, he had on red shirt which was covered by a black vest, and blue jean shorts. He was reading a book as he sat on the couch lifted by the strong Ed. The black hat teen's name was Eddward Eastwood, though he went by Double D. He was the smart member of the group. The teens were about fifteen years old.
"I'm bored," Eddy exclaimed, annoyed.
"Try reading a book Eddy," Double D replied, which made Eddy glare at him.
"I said I'm bored, I didn't say I wanted to be bored to death." Eddy groaned.
"I wish space pirates would come down and take us to a new world." Ed blurted out, which made Double D and Eddy lean over to look at Ed weirdly. They leaned back in their sitting positions.
"It would beat just sitting here," Eddy proclaimed.
"Gentlemen, there's a better adventure in the world, and its called books!" Double D kept trying to get his friends to read though his pleas fell on death ears. "I mean its not like something is going to come crashing through the door."
As if on cue, the door slammed open to show a panicked girl by the age of ten. She had bright orange hair, and hazel green eyes. She was in a light blue hoodie and blue jeans. Her name was Sarah Tisdale, she was the little sister of Ed.
"Guys! You gotta come quick, there's these guys in funny outfits looking for you!" Sarah exclaimed, making Eddy look at Double D with a smug smirk. Double D sighed and dropped down from the couch and onto the floor, which made Eddy mimic the action. Ed drop the couch on the ground, while standing up. They walked outside to see the other kids running from weird guys in pirate outfits with swords and guns. There was one guy who looked like he was the general.
"Search this pathetic world," the general shouted to his soldiers. "The Armada shall find the ones called Ed, Edd and Eddy!"
The Eds heard him and hid behind a bush. They were confused as to why this 'Armada' wanted them. They never even heard of them.
"Sir I found them!" A soldier shouted grabbing Eddy from behind by his hood. "Here's the one who injured one of the Armada's human captains!"
"Let me go you jerk!" Eddy shouted trying to break free from the man's grasp, though his attempts were futile.
"Let him go, space pirates!" Ed shouted, as he threw a punch at the soldier that had Eddy by his hood. When Ed's punch connected, he made a gaping hole in his chest. It showed that the man was not human, but a machine with wires coming out of the hole. Ed and Double D backed away nervously, only to be knocked out from behind by two of the soldiers. The soldiers grabbed the other two Eds and dragged them to the general. The general grinned, pulling out a remote, pressing a button on it. This caused a blue portal to open up, which all the soldiers entered.
Somewhere in the spiral on an Armada ship...
Double D groaned waking up on a wooden floor, in a prison cage. He looked around and saw his friends were on the ground unconscious. Double D looked around, spotting someone in a cage far away from his. The person in the cage appeared to be a wolf/human hybrid. His fur was dark gray and ruffled, as if he was in a scuffle. He had on black clothing which looked like a one piece ninja outfit. He had his head down, seeming sad. Eddy and Ed soon woke up to see Double D staring at the wolf.
"Excuse me," Double D asked the wolf in the cage, which made him look up. His eyes were blue pearls. "But where are we?" Double D asked.
"Your on an Armada prisoner transport, though enjoy these few moments, because you get two choices when you get to the Armada islands." the wolf explained, "Go free,"
"That sounds pleasant." Double D interrupted the wolf.
"Good to know." Eddy smiled.
"You didn't let me finish, go free so a sniper can blast your brains out; or work on an Armada assembly line, making more clockwork soldiers for the Armada." The wolf finished making the Eds groan.
"How do we get off this ship?" Double D asked.
"Try and wait for the pirates of Skull Island to come." the wolf stated.
"Who?" Eddy asked confused. As if on cue, noise was heard above the ceiling of the room.
"Ah, that should be them now." the wolf stated. As if on cue two men came down into the dungeon room. One was a portly man in a red pirate outfit and eye-patch. The other one was a monkey in a blue pirate outfit.
"Hey check all the cages," The monkey stated, "Those three have to be in here."
The two garbed men looked over to see the Eds. The red garbed man walked over to their cage, "You three fellows, by any chance are ye know as the Eds?"
"Yeah, who are you guys?" Eddy asked.
"My name be, Boochbeard. The monkey is my first-mate Mr. Gandry." Boochbeard introduced.
"We heard you injured a Captain of the Armada." Mr. Gandry stated.
"We don't even know who this Armada Captain is." Double D pointed out.
"Well, either way we're here to help." Mr. Gandry unlocked the cage door of the Eds.
"We best get out of here mateys," Boochbeard gestured to the door. The Eds were about to run to the door, until Double D stopped, seeing the sad look on the wolf's face.
"Gentlemen, we got to help him!" Double D walked over to the wolf's cage.
"Arrr, ye be right, the Pirates of Skull Island always lend a helping hand to others." Boochbeard opened the cage freeing the wolf. The wolf pounced on Double D hugging him, his tail swayed back and forth at a fast pace.
"Thank you, so much." The wolf licked at Double D's face a lot, much to Double D's discomfort. Eddy groaned and pulled the overjoyed wolf off of his friend.
"Well, I think introductions are in order," Double D suggested. "My name is Eddward Eastwood, though I go by Double D, because my name has two Ds in it."
"The names Eddy McGee," Eddy greeted.
"I'm Ed!" Ed grabbed the wolf's arm and shook it rapidly. "Its nice to see a ninja wolf!"
"Ed, he's not a ninja." Double D stated.
"Actually, I am. The names Wind Claw." Wind greeted.
"Awesome!" Ed shouted, as he hugged Wind very tightly.
"Can't breath," Wind choked out, which made Ed let go of him.
"Let's go!" Eddy shouted running toward the door.
"Wait!" Wind shouted.
"What now?!" Eddy shouted annoyed.
"I have to get my stuff from the treasure keep on the deck below us." Wind stated.
"We'll be sure no Clockworks get to you guys." Mr. Gandry proclaimed.
"Arr, be careful down there." Boochbeard warned.
The Eds who were led by Wind, climbed down the ladder to the treasure keep. The Eds looked around the treasure room to see a bunch of gold coins in it. Eddy's eyes immediately turned into dollar signs after seeing the ton of gold. Eddy jumped into a pile of gold coins, putting some of them in his jacket and pants pockets. Wind was confused by the short teen's greed but shook it off. He walked over to an open treasure chest, which contained some equipment.
"Guys I found my stuff." Wind stated, as he pulled out a sheathed katana, a small leg pouch, and a backpack.
"That's good, now let's get out of here." Double D suggested.
"Woah, woah, woah, woah," Eddy stated. "We can't leave all this gold here!"
"We can't take it with us, we'd be drawing too much attention to us." Double D stated.
"Double D's right, I mean what if we're caught. Can you guys even fight?" Wind asked.
"Well, I'm a pacifist, so I choose not to fight." Double D explained. "Ed and Eddy are pretty much the fight guys of our group."
"Ok, good to know." Wind looked through the treasure chest. "Luckily some of the guards were stupid enough to put some weapons in here."
Wind pulled out a shield, sword, a dagger and a pirate pistol. Wind handed the weapons to the three Eds: Double D was given the shield, Eddy was given the dagger and pistol, and Ed was given the sword.
"We shall shiver their timbers!" Ed shouted.
"Good, its nice to see fighting spirit." Wind smiled. "Now come on Eddy."
"I ain't leaving, without my gold!" Eddy shouted.
"Eddy, consider the facts – we can't carry all this gold." Double D pointed out.
"Look, since this conversation is pretty much going to go back and forth," Wind picked up the treasure chest and shook out some equipment. "How about we take what we can in this treasure chest?"
"I'm starting to like you wolf-boy," Eddy stated as he put some gold in the treasure chest. After a while the chest was filled to the brim with gold. Wind closed the chest. Ed picked it up with ease, and they soon climbed up the ladder. They saw the two pirates from before waiting for them.
"What took ye so long?" Boochbeard asked.
"We had to pick something else up." Eddy stated, as he looked at the treasure chest with glee.
"Alright, let's get out of here now," Mr. Gandry proclaimed. The two pirates soon led the Eds and Wolf to the top of the deck. The deck had thousands of burning crates and barrels. There was another clockwork soldier standing at the head of the ship.
"Boochbeard, trying to take my prisoners eh?" The general questioned.
"Deacon, I should have know!" Boochbeard shouted.
"Deacon," Wind growled. "When I get over there I am going to destroy you so hard, your own motherboard won't recognize you!"
"When you get up here that is." Deacon pressed a button on his cane and three clockworks with wings fell from the sky.
"Battle angels!" Mr. Gandry shouted.
"Quickly, use your weapons! Argh!" Boochbeard shouted.
"Battle to the jellies!" Ed shouted holding his sword up high, which made him drop the treasure chest He charged at the Battle Angels slashing them all with a single swish of his blade. Wind, Boochbeard and Mr. Gandry were surprised that someone was able to slash through these things with one hit. It usually took an average pirate a few swings before the clockwork was down. The Deacon grew angry and pressed a button on his cane, which made the floor in front of him open up to show ten clockworks with guns and swords coming up on a panel.
"Let me handle this one matey!" Boochbeard shouted as he threw out five lit bombs at the clockwork soldiers, which blew up on contact.
"Interesting," the Deacon spoke up. "It seems we underestimated you young pirates. Your friends won't be there to save you, next time. You'll regret making an enemy of the Armada. Enjoy your freedom... while it lasts!"
The Deacon pulled out a gun and shot at the flaming crates near Boochbeard, which made them explode on him. Boochbeard held his face in pain, as the Deacon proud of his handy work disappeared in a puff of black smoke. Mr. Gandry ran over to Boochbeard, tending to his injuries.
"He got away!" Wind growled.
"That blast nearly did me in!" Boochbeard coughed out. "I can barely see, young pirates, get to my ship. You'll have to sail us in to the safe harbor."
"But none of us know how to drive a ship!" Double D stated nervously.
"I do," Wind ran across the plank connecting the deck to Boochbeard's ship. "I'll drive us to safety!"
"Ed, get my gold!" Eddy commanded as he ran across the plank to the ship.
"Aye, Aye captain!" Ed shouted picking up the treasure chest, and running across the plank as well. Double D stayed behind to help Boochbeard across the plank with Mr. Gandry.
"Aye, you be a nice pirate kiddo." Boochbeard smiled at Double D with a toothy grin, Double D smiled back. When they made it across, Mr. Gandry raised up the planks as the Armada ship fell into the sea sky. Wind ran over to the Captain's steering wheel, and drove them away from the ship.
"That was a close one," Mr. Gandry stated. "I'll be tending to Boochbeard's injuries in the deck below."
As soon as Mr. Gandry and Boochbeard walked down into the deck below, there was an awkward silence. It went on for a few minutes until Wind spoke up.
"I can tell you guys aren't pirates, or from around here." Wind stated, which made Eddy and Double D look at each other nervously.
"How can you tell?" Double D asked.
"Ninjas have an affinity for gathering information on the person they just met. For example: I can tell you guys never even heard of the Armada, or Skull Island. So you were either raised and hidden from the Armada, or got amnesia when you got bonked on the head." Wind summed it up.
"Dang, you are good." Eddy stated.
"Well, your correct." Double D replied to Wind. "My friends and I were capture from our universe by this 'Armada'."
"That doesn't add up." Wind questioned. "The Armada has always tried to get to pirates and civilians here, in the spiral."
"Spiral?" Double D said confused by what he meant.
"Oh yeah, the spiral is like a magic crystal. It holds the islands and worlds in place that are connected to it." Wind explained. "It's located in a giant tower somewhere here. We basically see it as a safety net."
"Why?" Ed asked, joining in on the conversation.
"Look overboard and you'll see." Wind stated, which made all three of the Eds look over the guard railing on the side of the boats. They saw a sky that was like an ocean, but without water. They were floating in the sky, the Eds had just assumed they were in the water.
"This defies all logic!" Double D shouted.
"Which is what the spiral is for. If that thing goes, then everyone would plummet down to an empty abyss." Wind summed it up.
"How do you know all this?" Eddy asked.
"I told you, ninjas have an affinity of gathering information on things around them." Wind replied.
"What do we tell Boochbeard and Mr. Gandry?" Double D asked.
"As far as I've examined, you don't have to tell him nothing." Wind turned the wheel on the pirate ship.
"But, we're not pirates." Eddy pointed out.
"Look, you guys saved me, so I'll be your help in this world." Wind smiled.
"Ok first, tell us about the way things work around here." Eddy asked.
"First there are five classes of Pirates: Buccaneers, Musketeers, Witchdoctors, Privateers and Swashbucklers." Wind explained. "Buccaneers are sturdy warriors who rely on brute strength to overcome their enemies. Musketeers are expert marksmen who use their mastery of firearms and trick shots to win battles. Witchdoctors are masters of the arcane, using the powers of hoodoo to rig the outcome of combat. Privateers are born leaders, commanders who can rally their troops to victory through the most desperate of battles. Swashbucklers rely on speed and finesse in combat, sneaking up on their foes and striking by surprise, then dodging the enemy's attacks when they finally arrive."
"What type of pirates would we pass as?" Double D asked.
"I'd say Eddy would be a Swashbuckler, Ed a Buccaneer, and you would be a Privateer, the friend side of it." Wind explained.
"Cool, so what else do we need?" Eddy asked.
"A pirate flag, and a name." Wind stated, which made Eddy look around for a piece of cloth. Eddy found a white piece of cloth, and wrote the name 'ED' in bold black ink.
"Now we need a name." Eddy said out loud.
"How about Ed-Splorers?" Ed blurted out.
"Ed for once in your dumb life you've said something smart."
"Ok, so where should we go?" Wind asked.
"To Skull Island, thar be a haven for pirates." Boochbeard proclaimed as he came out of the deck below.
"To Skull Island!" Ed blurted out.
Behold this idea was brought to you by Gamelover41592. Also, if I offend people who have played and know Pirate101 with my idea of what the spiral is, than I am sorry.
~Ghostdog 2.5