Standard Disclaimer. Of course, I own Legolas… Whaaaaaaaat???? Can't I
at least pretend?
1 Day In The Life Of A Rabid FanGirl
7.00 am Woke up. Started reading Lord of the Rings again, while having scrapbook of Legolas/ Aragorn/ Frodo/ Pippin pictures spread across my lap. Managed two chapters before the temptation became too much and gazed longingly at said scrapbook until my mother started banging on the door, asking if I was ever going to go to school.
9.00 am Arrived at school, after having caused friend to burst into tears during my recital of Orlando Bloom's many virtues. Can't think why.
10.00 am Have had Lord of the Rings confiscated for reading in class. Stupid teacher! Lord of the Rings IS modern literature! Well, you know, kinda modern… Don't know how I will survive the day. At least she didn't take my scrapbook…
11.00 am Have been sent to the Head because have attempted to attack teacher for taking scrapbook. Will go back at break-time and steal it back…
11.30 am Arrived at teacher's inner sanctum (the staff room) to find every female teacher drooling over my scrapbook. Been told to come back at the end of the day. At least I have my spare scrapbook with me.
12.30 pm My friends have deserted me because I got the "Official Lord of the Rings Movie Guide" out of the school library and began spouting the many facts of the wondrous LotR cast.
1.15 pm Late for registration because finishing Movie Guide. Teacher angry. Mentioned something about 'detention'…
3.30pm At last!! The day is over. Friends were nowhere to be seen, so spent walk home texting my college friends, who are as obsessed as me. Need new phone voucher.
4.00pm Arrived home to find latest instalment of LotR Fanclub Info, several posters of the Fellowship, and another restraining order from Orlando Bloom's lawyers. Stupid lawyers!! Can't they see that me and Orli belong together?
7.00 pm After having been forced by tyrant of a mother to do homework and have dinner, have now descended onto Internet to write FanFic and surf for yet more backgrounds, screensavers, themes and pictures to download
10.00pm Curled up in bed, watching various LotR related programmes that have recorded. Finished Lord of the Rings. Look forward to reading it again tomorrow.
11.30pm Dreaming of shameless self-insertion fic, which features me as a Mary Sue who falls in love with Legolas. Mmmmmmmmm………………
What do ya think? R/R peeps!!
1 Day In The Life Of A Rabid FanGirl
7.00 am Woke up. Started reading Lord of the Rings again, while having scrapbook of Legolas/ Aragorn/ Frodo/ Pippin pictures spread across my lap. Managed two chapters before the temptation became too much and gazed longingly at said scrapbook until my mother started banging on the door, asking if I was ever going to go to school.
9.00 am Arrived at school, after having caused friend to burst into tears during my recital of Orlando Bloom's many virtues. Can't think why.
10.00 am Have had Lord of the Rings confiscated for reading in class. Stupid teacher! Lord of the Rings IS modern literature! Well, you know, kinda modern… Don't know how I will survive the day. At least she didn't take my scrapbook…
11.00 am Have been sent to the Head because have attempted to attack teacher for taking scrapbook. Will go back at break-time and steal it back…
11.30 am Arrived at teacher's inner sanctum (the staff room) to find every female teacher drooling over my scrapbook. Been told to come back at the end of the day. At least I have my spare scrapbook with me.
12.30 pm My friends have deserted me because I got the "Official Lord of the Rings Movie Guide" out of the school library and began spouting the many facts of the wondrous LotR cast.
1.15 pm Late for registration because finishing Movie Guide. Teacher angry. Mentioned something about 'detention'…
3.30pm At last!! The day is over. Friends were nowhere to be seen, so spent walk home texting my college friends, who are as obsessed as me. Need new phone voucher.
4.00pm Arrived home to find latest instalment of LotR Fanclub Info, several posters of the Fellowship, and another restraining order from Orlando Bloom's lawyers. Stupid lawyers!! Can't they see that me and Orli belong together?
7.00 pm After having been forced by tyrant of a mother to do homework and have dinner, have now descended onto Internet to write FanFic and surf for yet more backgrounds, screensavers, themes and pictures to download
10.00pm Curled up in bed, watching various LotR related programmes that have recorded. Finished Lord of the Rings. Look forward to reading it again tomorrow.
11.30pm Dreaming of shameless self-insertion fic, which features me as a Mary Sue who falls in love with Legolas. Mmmmmmmmm………………
What do ya think? R/R peeps!!