Ok, so for school I have to write an adaption of the poem "Maybe Dat's Your Pwoblem Too" by Jim Hall. I decided I would put my poem up but I really liked Jim Halls poem too, so I'm putting his up here but I am giving him the credit.

Disclaimer: I don't not claim to have written this poem. There I stated that quite clearly.

Maybe Dat's Your Pwoblem Too
By - Jim Hall

All my pwoblems
Who knows, maybe everybody's pwoblems
Is due to da fact, due to da awful twuth.
Dat I am SPIDERMAN.

I know, I know. All da dumb jokes:
No flies on you, ha ha.
And da ones about what do I do wit all
doze extwa legs in bed. Well, dat's funny, yeah.
But you twy being
SPIDERMAN for a month or two. Go ahead.

You get doze cwazy calls fwom da
Gubbener askin you to twap some booglar who's
Only twying to wip off color T.V. sets.
Now, what do I cawre about T.V. sets?
But I pull on da suit, da stinkin suit,
Wit da sucker cups on da fingers,
And get my wopes and wittle bundle of
Equipment and den I go flying like cwazy
Across da town fwom woof top to woof top.

Till der he is. Some poor dumb color T.V. slob
And I fall on him and we westle a widdle
Until I get him all woped. So big deal.

You tink when you SPIDERMAN
Der's sometin big going to happen to you.
Well, I tell you what. It don't happen happen dat way.
Nuttin happens. Gubbener calls, I go
Bwing him to powice. Gubbener calls again,
like dat over and over.

I tink I twy something difwent. I tink I twy
sometin exciting like wacing cawrs. Sometin to make
my heart beat at a difwent wate.
But den you just can't quite being sometin like
SPIDERMAN.

You SPIDERMAN for life. Fowever. I can't even
buin my suit. It won't buin. It's fwame wesistent.
So maybe dat's youwr problem too, who knows.
Maybe dat's da whole pwoblem wif evwytin.
Nobody can buin der suits, dey all fwame wesistent.
Who knows?

MAYBE THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM TOO
By - Jim Hall
Parody by - Official Scroll Writer

All my problems
Who knows, maybe everbody's problems
is due to the fact, due to the awful truth
that I am GARFIELD.

I know, I know. All the dumb jokes:
All out of gery cats at the petstore?, ha ha.
And the ones about what do I do with all
That fat lying around. Well, that's funny, yeah
But you try being GARFIELD for a month or two. Go ahead.

You get those remarks John makes about me being lazy.
Then he jokes about catching mice.
Now, what do I care about catching mice.
But I make peace with the mice.
They don't bug me, I don't catch them
And I eat a lot, but not mice. Mostly
Lasagna and pasta. Usually everything
In the fridge will hold me
Till lunch. Then John jokes and
says if I want to eat I have
to catch mice and be nice to the
Dog, Odie.

You think when you are GARFIELD
There's something big that'll to happen to you.
Well, I tell you what. It doesn't happen that way.
Nothing happens. You sit there dreaming
Like a bump on a log. I like that but,

I think I'll try something different.
I think I might try catching mice.
Something to get rid of a few extra pounds.
Something that makes sleeping more comfortable
But then you just can't quit being something like
GARFIELD.

You are GARFIELD for life. Forever,
I can't even catch mice, they're too fast.
So maybe that's your problem too, who knows.
Maybe that's the whole problem with everything.
Nobody can catch mice,
Who knows?