Help…PLEASE!!

Disclaimer---I own nothing but OC's I put in here.

Before I start, you may notice that I am revising my first few chapters…they were not that good.

Anywhoseits…

-Prologue-

Deep in a jungle off the south of Kanto, 2 evil scientists were concocting an evil plan that would get their evil revenge on a young trainer and his "little friends."

"Heh, heh, heh. Is it ready?" Asked Dark Figure No. 2.

"Hold your pants up. It's ready." Said Dark Figure No. 1.

"I think the expression is "Keep your pants on.""

"That would normally true, but…" The figure pointed to the other figure's pants…which were on the floor.

"GAH!! JUST SEND OUT THE CONTEST!!!" It said as it was trying to pull its pants up.

AT ASH's HOUSE

Ash, May, and Brock were lounging around on Ash's couch, waiting for the mail to come. They had entered a contest to go to an island for a while. And Max had left to…I don't know, go preach to a deaf monkey about hygiene or something about a month ago.

"How long have we been waiting?" Asked a very annoyed Ash.

"It's been about 3 weeks Ash." May said. She looked over at Brock, who was asleep. He also had a magazine on his face, which meant that he would be asleep for a while.

"You know Ash…" May said while inching closer to him. "While we're waiting..we could…heh heh heh…GAH!!" As she was making her moves on Ash, she had been hit with a UFFM. That stands for Unidentified Flying Fecal Matter, as the Pellipper (Did I spell that correctly?) who was delivering the mail had flown in an open window and right over May. This woke Brock up.

As May was scraping the UFFM off her forehead, Ash rooted through the mail to find a reply.

"Let's see…bill, bill, bikini magazine…BROCK! Bill, you've won, something in German I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!" Ash screamed throwing the mail in the air. And the "you've won" letter stuck to May's smelly forehead. She peeled it off and read it.

"…ASH!!" She yelled, causing him to trip over himself and hit the ground.

"EEEEE! Look! Look! Look!!!" She squealed.

The letter read as follows:

Letter: Attention May and Ash.

Brock: Wait, I didn't win?
Letter: No you didn't. Anyway, May and Ash, you 2, along with a few others, have been chosen to go to an island for some random amount of time. Come to the docks at noon to leave. You cannot bring any Pokemon.

Signed, The Organizer Guy.

"I don't know why Brock didn't win, but this just means that I can be alone with Ashy for a while. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." The inner May was saying.

"May! Wake up!" Ash was yelling. She had been sitting in the same spot for about half an hour, and Ash had already been packed up. Meanwhile Brock was crying in some corner in who cares where (don't hate me) and May was just surprised by Ash's outburst so much, that she hit him and sent him flying into a wall, knocking him out.

When he came to, he was in front of a huge boat with May, Misty, Melody, Casey, and Duplica having their faces about a half inch from his.

"…AAAHHH!!!" He screamed and passed out.

When he came to AGAIN, he was on a bed. At least, he was tied to a bed. (On the boat)

"Hello Ashy." Someone said in a very scary tone. "We've been waiting for you to wake up."
"AH!" Ash screamed. He lifted his head up to see his captor.

It was a boy. (ew)

"Gotcha!" He said. "My name's Matt. (Not me, a friend for annoyance purposes.) Dude, you shoulda seen your face! Priceless!"

"Man you really freaked me out! I thought you were one of the girls." Ash said. "By the way…CAN YOU UNTIE ME?!"

Matt sighed. "Hey, you should thank me. I got you out of there before they could do anything awful to you."

"Like what?" Ash asked.

"You want me to throw you out of here so you can find out?" He said.

"NO!! But..how do I get out of this bed?" Ash said shuddering.

"Just wiggle a little, it'll loosen up."

"Oh."

Ash wiggled (he he) and got out of the bed.

"Whew! That's over…but I can't help but feel that this is just the start of my torture…."

Now how could he get that idea? Anyway, this is one of my 1st fanfics, so be gentle. Also tell me what you think of the renewed version of this chapter! HOOPLAH!! (Love saying that!)