Disclaimer: I don't own "Lord of the Rings" or the people in this story.
(A/N: Italicized means "Elvish" and singing in some cases, The bold means taht the narrator of the story is talking, and normal print just means Reader's POV. Enjoy!)
Degnahc si loohcs eht.
The school is changed
Smoorssalc eht ni ti leef i.
I feel it in the classrooms.
Syawllah eht ni it leef i.
I feel it in the hallways
Airetefac eht ni ti llems i.
I smell it in the Cafeteria
Much that once was is gone...For none are here who remember it
The Lord of the School Ring: The Fellowship of the School Ring.
It began with the forging of the great School Rings.
Three were given to the Drama Class. Who play immortals, wisemen, and beings who are fair beyond all.
Seven to the Metal and Wood Shops. Creative craftsman of the craft rooms.
And nine. Nine rings were gifted to the muscians who, above all else, desire popularity.
For within these rings was bound the smarts and stealth to govern each elective...but they were all of them cheated. For another ring was made.
In the land of the lobby, in the fires of the office, the Dark Principal Bill forged in secret a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all student life.
One School Ring to rule them all.
One by one, the free classes of MEHS fell to the power of the School Ring. But there were some who were smarter than that. A last alliance of musicians and drama students marched against the students of the lobby. And in the halls of the office, they fought for the freedom of MEHS.
Students of drama and music formed along the outside of the offices, led by MJ, the leader of the drama students...and students who were in musicals.
"Look there he goes! Isn't he evil?" Sang the musical students.
(A/N: By the way, this is to the tune of "Belle")
"All right, shut up," MJ rolled her eyes.
(A/N: I don't own "I feel pretty" from West Side Story)
"I feel scaredy," the musical students sang. "Oh so scaredy. I feel sacredy and I think I'll just scream,"
"I said shut up, you sniveling idiots,"
"I know a song that gets on everyody's nerves. Everybody's nerves. Everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it--"
Before they could finish, MJ thunked them on the head with her guitar.
"That's better," she sighed with relief. "Now...Listen up you dumb oompa loompas. Hit as many nerds as you can. And don't you even think about hitting me!"
With her orders, students from behind her shot spitballs, and fought nerd with pens.
Victory was near...but the power of the School Ring could not be undone.
The students of drama and music backed away as the Dark Principal Bill came out, his School Ring glowing on his finger.
"Oh crap," MJ said in a british accent. "We are so dead,"
The Dark Principal Bill started fighting with the students, giving them either expulsion slips, or detention. One girl, Melissa, president of the Band Hall, stepped forward and tried to stop him. But she too was given expulsion. Her brother, Gavin, watched in horror as she was led out of the school, dropping her pens and books, a sign that she was no longer a student at MEHS.
It was in this moment when all hope had faded, that Gavin, brother of the president, took up his sisters pen.
Gavin began furiously looking for his sisters pen as the Dark Principal Bill approached with haunting steps...well, they were like squeaky boots. If you've ever seen that episode of "Spongebob Squarepants" where Mr.Krabs gives Spongebob squeaky boots, then they sound like that.
"Come on," he threw papers everywhere in search of the pen. "Where'd she put it? Why'd she have to be so unorganized?...Oh crap, here he comes...Dang! Those squeaky boots are giving me a headache...oh. Here's the pen,"
But as soon as Gavin put his hand on the pen, Principal Bill stepped on it, smashing it to pieces. But that wasn't gonna stop Gavin. With the biggest piece of the broken pen, Gavin swiped it across at the Principal Bill, cutting off the fingers and the School Ring. Wind blew everywhere and a light shown brightly, and then...nothing. All that was left was the glowing School Ring.
Bill, the enemy of the free classes of MEHS, was defeated.
"Ugh, my head," Gavin said. "So close to death, and yet so...Far out! A ring!"
The School Ring passed to Gavin, who had this one blasted, stupid, no-good, do-it-yourself, 1-2-3 Step, easy chance to destroy evil forever. But the hearts of musicians are easily corrupted. And the School Ring of Power has a mind of it's own.
Two kids came up to Gavin.
"Hey Gavin," said one tall kid. "You wanna come and study with us?"
"Study?" asked Gavin. "Ha! I've got better plans. Get lost losers!"
The two kids just shrugged, and walked away. Sure, Gavin had better plans. Not doing his homework, smoking on school grounds, not participating in Band concerts, and bad mouthing the teachers
Sad to say (NOT!), it betrayed Gavin to his expulsion. And some things that should not have been forgotten, were forgotten anyway. History became legend. Legend became myth. Myths became conspiracy theories. Conspiracy theories became lies. Lies...I've run out. Anyway, for two and a half weeks, the School Ring passed out of all knowledge. Until when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer.
"My homework," said a creepy voice.
Ugh. No wonder it says creepy up on the title. It's giving me shivers. Anyway, the School Ring came to the school outcast, Freakazoid, who took it deep into the showers of the boys locker rooms. And there, it consumed him.
"It came to me," hissed Freakazoid. "My own. My love. My own. My...homework,"
Geez. The kid needs a life. The School Ring brought to Freakazoid an unnatural long school week. For 5 school weeks it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of the Boys Locker Room, it waited. Darkness crept back into the hallways of the school. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East Halls. Laughters of a nameless fear, and the School Ring of Power precieved. It's time had now come. So, it abandoned Freakazoid, which it should've done long ago! But something happened then, the School Ring did not expect. It was picked up by the most unlikely student imaginable.
"What's this?" asked a boy.
A Home Ec student. Taylor Baggins of Home Ec Class.
"A ring," Taylor said. "Sweet!"
"Lost!" cried Freakazoid's voice in the distant. "My homework is lost!"
For the time soon come, when Home Ec students would shape the fortunes of all...All right. I'm done with this. You guys won't see me until later on. Which is a very long time! If you'll excuse me I must go and hurt the author of this story.
(A/N: I hope you guys liked this chapter very much. And just so you know, Anna, the girl who told you the History of the School Ring, and portrays Galadriel at MEHS, which stands for Middle Earth High School, she can't hurt me. I'm safe inside a room where she doesn't know where I am. Hehehe. I may be sweet, but I have my days of evil. Review please)