AN: lol! Me and my friend Kaye came up with this after looking at so many ways to annoy Gaara! These are ORIGINAL ideas so don't even think about copying them or we'll set Panda-chan on you! lol, we have an acoount together but we can't use it yet... oh well...
Enjoy the mini crack fic that we somehow spent the whole night on...
Disclaimer: We so do not own Naruto characters, if we did would we be writing fanfiction and how come Gaara is still single?
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20 Ways to Annoy Gaara
Kidnap Mr. Teddy and hold him hostage
Dress up as Darth Vader and shout to him 'I… am… your Father!'
Tell him that Rock Lee stalks him.
Tell him Temari has a 'relationship' with Mr. Teddy.
Announce to his whole village he hides stolen cookies in his Gourd.
On his birthday give him a panda-suit (continue on 7).
Force him into the panda-suit and lock him in a room with fan girls.
Tell him Deidara wanted to kid-nap him for 'other' reasons.
Whenever he meditates whisper in his ear "Orochimaru knows where you live. BOO!"
If he attacks you with sand, start singing "I will survive!"
Splash water on his face and shout "Damn you water-proof eyeliner!"
Sign "Property of Panda-chan" all over his gourd.
Make him wear a shirt with 'I'm too shmexy for this shirt' on the back and make him strip.
Show him a RockLeexGaara Story rated M.
Collect brochures on Anger Management and dump them all on his desk.
Sign him up for Yoga classes.
Replace the sand in his gourd with sugar.
Try to wash the tattoo off his fore-head.
Whenever he tries to use 'Desert Funeral' start humming 'The Funeral Tune'.
Draw eyebrows on him in his sleep.
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AN: Well, thats the end of that... Flames are SO NOT accepted cuz we spent a VERY long time on this and we're up at 1:43am in the freaking morning to do this so be greatful. ( you can tell I'm cranky already!)
Remember to RnR!
BlueSkyHeaven and Kaye